[Mad Dawgg]

OK all you talented FReepers, have at it and let the laughs begin!

[BenLurkin]

[csmusaret]

The Dalai Bama is imposing a 40% tax on aspirin because it is white and it works.

[50mm]

[ml/nj]

See: bailout_in_a.pdf
(mostly pictures)

ML/NJ

[SERKIT]

“The Marxism Conversion Act of 2009” = NO JOKE!

[IrishPennant]

Two you just can't stop watching

.

.

Oh, and this one...not political but fun to watch:

[Woebama]

Check your 201K recently?

[missnry]

[missnry]

[Woebama]

The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of everybody else’s money.

Margaret Thatcher

[SandRat]

DOCTORS’ OPINIONS OF THE BAIL OUT PACKAGE

The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

The Pathologists yelled, ‘Over my dead body!’ while the Pediatricians said, ‘Oh, Grow up!’

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was s a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, ‘This puts a whole new face on the matter.’

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some folks in Washington.

[Woebama]

Once there was a preacher, a cannibal and a member of the Obama administration in a lifeboat. After a day at sea without food the preacher urgently asked the administration member and the cannibal to prepare to meet their maker by coming to Christ. The administration member looked at the preacher and then urgently asked the cannibal to hold an election as to whether the left leg of the preacher should be sawed off and eaten by all of them in the boat.

[Young Werther]

You wanted change?

Howsa bout= "Shave and a Haircut, Two Bits?"

[Diogenesis]

[Force of Truth]

We need an unprecedented level of trust in order the keep the Hope (gravy) train alive.

[DukeBillie]

The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

[IrishPennant]

Obomination flush: