To: Mad Dawgg
The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you’re actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
29 posted on
02/21/2009 1:18:56 PM PST by
DukeBillie
("The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity" Harlan Ellison)
To: DukeBillie
I loved thois one!
30 posted on
02/21/2009 1:37:32 PM PST by
Mad Dawgg
("`Eddies,' said Ford, `in the space-time continuum.' `Ah,' nodded Arthur, `is he? Is he?'")
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