The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread - Monday, February 9, 2009

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

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[lysie]

Sorry about Shaggy. ((IMissPresidentReagan))

[kcvl]

Most recently, Feehery served as Executive Vice President for Global Government Relations and Global Public Relations for the Motion Picture Association of America.

[Son House]

From the town meeting;

Øbama “we would double the production of alternative energy”

2 X 0 = ?

Øbama “hybrid RV’s”

? right on Einstein

[acsrp38]

Some guy is out of a job and he is asking about “green energy”? RIGHT

[Current Occupant]

OT but sheeesh, that Council woman is definitely an Ernie Chambers in a skirt.

[acsrp38]

A skirt and a short sleeved sweatshirt???

Send out the fashion police~~

Photoshop that!!!

[roses of sharon]

OK, I know this guy’s face....HE IS A CHRISSY MATTHEWS BUTT BOY.

To listen to him on Hardball, you would think he was a Democrat!

RUSH....get some soundbites from this show....please!!

[acsrp38]

Seminar caller alert??

[tndarlin]

How many plants are in that audience??

[jennyjenny]

Is it just me, or is anyone else here having trouble trying to decipher what Obama is saying?

[Current Occupant]

LOL, Ernies’ trademark.

[Just Lori]

No trouble at all. I’m not listening. =)

[rodguy911]

We need to watch this situation very closely and hammer the RNC for supporting any rinos anywhere! We just do not need them.They always desert us right when we need them most,who needs that!

[rodguy911]

Polls are a nightmare any more,they are so incredibly easy to manipulate.

[jennyjenny]

LOL, I normally don't either, but since he's having a Q & A and off the teleprompter, I decided there may be some fun in it. He initially said he was going to keep his answers short, but... ummmm, alright, okay, uhhhhhh.....he can't seem to.

[Liberty Valance]

Tony Snow on polls:

"The third news-cycle pox: Polls. Polls provide a ripe source for conflict because pollsters regularly reduce complex questions to queries of mind-numbing simplicity: Do you want America out of the war? Would you like it if the government guaranteed health care? Should the government guarantee full employment? Should we spend more on education? Should we cut your taxes? The answer to each of the above is, “Well, sure!” But note that the questions are asked in a vacuum, as if the object of a respondent’s desire could be had for free, without consequences. Pollsters routinely ask if people would like something unobtainable - guaranteed employment, for example - and politicians take the wistful answers as holy writ. Someone opposed to a guaranteed employment scheme can expect to be accused of supporting joblessness or hating the poor, at which point the mud would fly on both sides - all because of a poll question based on an idiotic assumption. Dumb questions beget dumb debate. In short, media organizations have been seduced by process, conflict and polling stories, and along the way have sacrificed the tradition of looking for creative ways to understand and explain the world. They have become hostages to the easy and shallow stuff and strangers to stories that touch people’s hearts and characterize their actual lives. Indeed, journalists seem to have developed an elitist contempt for the daily concerns of viewers, listeners and readers - and the public has noticed. This explains the across-the-board slippage in newspaper circulation, and viewership of broadcast and cable news."

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Didn’t Harry Reid say recently he wished they would outlaw polls?

Dems only like polls when they go their way.

[Fawn]

Sorry about your doggie.....he was lucky to find you for his last 8 years...

[Purrcival]

LOL - That parody they just played during the break is HILARIOUS! Democrats singing about their stimulus bill to the tune of “1999” by Prince...

[Purrcival]

Sorry about your pet. :(