Caption Tom Daschle

[rabscuttle385]

Ouch! Ripping me a new daschle hurt!

[rabidralph]

Tom and the lady in blue share the same pair of glasses, how cute!

[Naplm]

“I’m deeply saddened”

[Sig Sauer P220]

Again, a Demwit with a turned down mouth when they are feigning shame after they get caught. How do they get their mouths to turn down like that?

[MAD-AS-HELL]

Please don’t tell me that Senator Ethanol was there to be a character witness for DASSHOLE.

[Sig Sauer P220]

Jake, where'd you get your glasses, Malaysia? (Seinfeld reference)

[stboz]

The Daschole is deeply saddened.......

(Sonafabitch! I got CAUGHT!)

[Las Vegas Ron]

I think he's vying for Bawny Fwank with those glasses.

Oh Baaawwney....yooo hooo!

[Salvation]

 

I am deeply saddened.

[ritewingwarrior]

In order

“Dam they caught me”

“I got away with Tax Evasion”

“I forgot to wear my Depends today, I hope nobody smells that”

“I thought America had forgotten what a crook I am”

“Put on a happy face, the wife is gonna be mad”

“My Gin & Tonic needs a refill”

“God it feels so good to be back with such low down dirty scoundrels as you guys!”

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Daschle is starting to look more & more like Matthew Lesko (the "Free Money" guy)

[aShepard]

Puff,

You just wasted a hundred grand!

If you had turned down a low paying government job with HSS, for your $1 mil plus consulting gig, no-one would have known that you’re a tax cheating scumbag.\

You’re just a stupid Das-hole!

[Sig Sauer P220]

Dodd: You poor little sap, how'd you get caught? The rest of us skate free all the time for crimes

Kennedy Ha, ha, ha, stop it Chris, laughing makes my head hurt!!!

Mikulski: I don't get it, whats so funny. Are you guys laughing at me?

[Revolting cat!]

One of the supermarket tabloids said on Sunday when I saw it that the Swimmer was practically under water now, what’s up with that?

[Tidbit]

I swear that as soon as I found out that these are Sally Jesse Raphael's glasses I offered to return them.

[supremedoctrine]

LBJ was really good at the turned-down mouth thing.
In fact, Esquire Magazine named him “Poormouth of the Year”
about forty years ago in Dubious Achievements.
I think they all learned it from him, as he was one of those O.T.S.O.R types, also. (”On the Shoulders of Roosevelt”, my nomenclature)

[supremedoctrine]

LBJ was really good at the turned-down mouth thing.
In fact, Esquire Magazine named him “Poormouth of the Year”
about forty years ago in Dubious Achievements.
I think they all learned it from him, as he was one of those O.T.S.O.R types, also. (”On the Shoulders of Roosevelt”, my nomenclature)

[CT]

Sad, Tom. Deeply sad.

[Revolting cat!]

Yeah, what is it with the turned down mouth, I never see it in the business world or in private encounters. Is this something they teach in Political Science at elite universities?