Former French president Jacques Chirac was, as the gleeful British press puts it, "mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog." He — and French stereotypes — are expected to make a full recovery.
Posted on 01/22/2009 10:27:37 AM PST by AmericanMade1776
Former French president Jacques Chirac was, as the gleeful British press puts it, "mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog." He — and French stereotypes — are expected to make a full recovery.
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Chirac waves with his unmauled hand as he and doped up Sumo leave the Hospital.
All I can say is, “Goooooooood boooooooooyyyyyy.”
A poodle? A poodle “mauled” him? What kind of wimpy SOB is this guy?
Chirac was no only mauled by a poodle, but a “depressed” poodle.
Former French First Lady Bernadette with her pet Killer dog Sumo
My only question is did they give the dog a rabbies shot after biting that insane ass clown?
Just askin, I’m much more concerned about the dogs welfare, than this idiots welfare.
Didn't Mrs. Drysdale take her dog Claude to an analyst when he was depressed?
Actually standard Poodles were bread to hunt and attack lions, this toy poodle went after the other lion of the left!
Doesn’t surprise me.
For about 10 years, in the 1980s, it was illegal to import Pit Bulls in UK, so breeders smuggled them in from the continent, as it happens mostly from France.
The result was that by the 1990s, when pit bulls were again legalized, British peoples were not only vicious, but rude. :^)
“Swamp rabbit” ( I call it “killer rabbit” as did Carter) would of been even funnier, if it had been Carter’s pet
Doesn’t surprise me.
For about 10 years, in the 1980s, it was illegal to import Pit Bulls in UK, so breeders smuggled them in from the continent, as it happens mostly from France.
The result was that by the 1990s, when pit bulls were again legalized, British pit bulls were not only vicious, but rude. :^)
dog: please take me away from this schmuck
They were originally bred as water retrievers in Germany and the Low Countries. No lions there. Their name means "Puddle".
You'll still occasionally see one at a hunt test for retrievers, but with a couple hundred years of show breeding, they're not all that good at it. Your average Plain Old Black Lab can retrieve rings around a Standard Poodle.
Dog: One day the smell of sitting next to this French cheese eating monkey is going to drive me insane and vicious.
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