Some women threaten no sex if men shoot fireworks

boston.com ^ | December 31, 2008 | AP

[GQuagmire]

ROME—Some women in Naples said they won't make love if their men shoot off dangerous fireworks on New Year's Eve. "Se Spari, Niente Sesso" (If you shoot, no sex), as the reported group calls itself, claims to have signed up hundreds of women in the Naples area to combat celebrations that injure or maim hundreds each year

[CE2949BB]

The men have launched a counter-campaign: “If you withhold, I’ll go to a brothel!”

[cripplecreek]

What if the men shoot blanks?

[max americana]

>> “Staiano said that “there are other ways to celebrate.”

Thanks a lot for the neutering.

[Loud Mime]

There will be some men who will welcome the excuse for celebrating the new year...

[R_Kangel]

"Some women threaten no sex if men shoot fireworks."

Wow, most women I know want sex FOR the fireworks!

Women must be a lot different in Rome.

[ThreePuttinDude]

Some women in Naples said they won't
make love if their men shoot off dangerous fireworks

As long as they keep it confined to Naples,
and not Fort Myers, thats fine...LOL

[NinoFan]

What if they shoot blanks?

[NinoFan]

Dang, beaten.

[ExpatGator]

Having spent time in Naples I’d say that about 95% of the men involved in this booty boycott are getting the good end of the deal.

[mysterio]

Why don’t women do something useful and stop having sex with violent, angry jerks? I personally would like to see that trait removed from the gene pool.

[al baby]

we were so poor growing up if we wanted to see fireworks my mom would tell us to rub our eyes real hard

[elpinta]

So, they are threatening with marriage?

[VeniVidiVici]

Another crAP story from the AP.

[Cyber Ninja]

I would think shooting fireworks would hurt. Even if my GF’s liked it, I woodn’t do it. 8-]

[calex59]

Well, I guess they will have to go see their mistresses then.

[Impy]

[Polybius]

The men have launched a counter-campaign: “If you withhold, I’ll go to a brothel!”

The wives then launched a counter-counter-campaign, "If we won't have sex with you at home, what makes you think we'll have sex with you at the brothel?"

What are you doing here? - man asks wife at brothel

[EGPWS]

Some women threaten no sex if men shoot fireworks

Shooting and fireworks.

Who needs sex????

BANG!!

[NoControllingLegalAuthority]

As long as they keep washing the dishes life will go on without much hardship.