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5 Drinking Myths That Can Kill You (Happy New Year!)
www.cracked.com ^ | 12-31-2008 | By Adam Brown

Posted on 12/31/2008 12:01:13 PM PST by Red Badger

Article to big to post, but it's a good read and some funny pics, too...........


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Drink responsibly.........
1 posted on 12/31/2008 12:01:14 PM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Bump for when I’m sober.


2 posted on 12/31/2008 12:02:52 PM PST by Born Conservative (Bohicaville: http://bohicaville.wordpress.com/)
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I drink only on two occasions.................daylight and dark..........


3 posted on 12/31/2008 12:05:44 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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4 posted on 12/31/2008 12:07:19 PM PST by Michael.SF. ("They're not Americans. They're liberals! "-- Ann Coulter, May 15, 2008)
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To: Red Badger

So the thing about alcohol decreasing your core temperature must explain why my fever goes down after a shot of bourbon...


5 posted on 12/31/2008 12:09:20 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one, care less for them.)
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Alcohol makes you feel warm and turn beet red because it causes your blood vessels to dilate, hence a larger surface area to cool the blood.............


6 posted on 12/31/2008 12:12:03 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: Red Badger

Pretty funny stuff if you don’t mind a little profanity. I especially got a chuckle out of #1 even though in the end they are providing some pretty good advice.


7 posted on 12/31/2008 12:14:37 PM PST by the_devils_advocate_666
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Alcohol makes you feel warm and turn beet red because it causes your blood vessels to dilate

After she slaps you, yeah.

8 posted on 12/31/2008 12:15:15 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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That’s why you get her drunk first..............


9 posted on 12/31/2008 12:16:12 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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Alcohol can make you do strange things.............

10 posted on 12/31/2008 12:18:43 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: Red Badger

don’t drink anymore, so just, HAPPY NEW YEAR


11 posted on 12/31/2008 12:23:14 PM PST by peace with honor
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
But it has to be decent Bourbon. I recommend Woodford Reserve.

Is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?

12 posted on 12/31/2008 12:30:41 PM PST by Lurker ("America is at that awkward stage. " Claire Wolfe, call your office.)
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To: Red Badger

Taking Aspirin Prior to Drinking Will Prevent Hangovers

Drinking a lot of water before you go to sleep does help. Not drinking to that point is even better.


13 posted on 12/31/2008 12:38:52 PM PST by DManA
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To: Red Badger

I’m going to be naughty and drink tonight, even though I’m on Coumadin :(


14 posted on 12/31/2008 12:41:54 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Resist the Obamination!)
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Thin the blood then cleanse it with alcohol.........Sounds good to me!................


15 posted on 12/31/2008 12:43:48 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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I’ve never had a “hangover”...............I guess I’m lucky, but I have woken up in some strange places.............


16 posted on 12/31/2008 12:45:20 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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As soon as I I finish all the Yuenglings I can start on the Miller High Lifes.


17 posted on 12/31/2008 12:45:24 PM PST by Repeal The 17th
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LOLOLOL!!! Man, that's drunk!!!

18 posted on 12/31/2008 12:47:46 PM PST by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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I have been perty drunk in my younger days in the Marine Corps, but I AIN’T NEVER BEEN THAT DRUNK!!!!............


19 posted on 12/31/2008 12:50:56 PM PST by Red Badger (I was sad because I had no shoes to throw, until I met a reporter who had no feet.....)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

When I was a child sick with the flu my dad would sneak a little whiskey in a shot glass to me late at night. Seemed to work as I would wake up in a great sweat in the morning. Fever gone.


20 posted on 12/31/2008 12:51:33 PM PST by eyedigress
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