Iowahawk: Senora Kennedy Is Make Very Good Senator

Iowahawk | December 29, 2008 | David Burge

[EveningStar]

Iowahawk Guest Opinion
by Rosa Ortiz
Chief of Housekeeping Staff
Estate of Caroline Kennedy

Buenos dias! I am Rosa. I twelve years work for Senora Caroline Kennedy and her family so I am write for you today to tell you why Senora Kennedy is make very very good senator for Nueva York. Senora Kennedy is very busy now with party menus so she tell me to write this when I am finish with floors and make the bed for guest wing. I am now finish so I write this.

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[EveningStar]

This is satire.

[EveningStar]

ping

[End Times Sentinel]

I believe Rosa may have set us up the bomb.

[Pearls Before Swine]

This is satire.

Thanks you tip!

[nina0113]

Best line:

Senora Kennedy is make the best senator because she is the pure full blood of the Kennedy, and no one drop of mestizo.

[Deetes]

I starting to change my mind on her , I think she would be great for the dim senate.

[ataDude]

Now THAT was funny. :o)

[Enterprise]

Senora Kennedy is from long line of thoroughbred politicians and her horse face proves it.

[Responsibility2nd]

Hello. I am Rose. I am Caroline's Grandmother. I've been dead for many years now. But as a loyal Democrat, I plan on voting for my dear sweet Caroline. You should too!

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Hello. I am Rosemary. I'm dead too. But I was Caroline's aunt. My daddy (Joe) forced a lobotomy on me years ago. I was quite brain damaged. But still... I am here in the spirit to urge you all to support Caroline. Thank you.

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Hey this is fun. Any more ????

[Emmett McCarthy]

You know, like, I knew that, you know. I’m just saying, you know, so you don’t, you know, think I’m like stupid, you know.

[Enterprise]

"She is also make the seating arrange and hide the tequila from Tio Teddy so he not get borracho."

Borracho Tio Kennedy too smart. He bring own flask.

[reagan_fanatic]

LOL!

[B-Chan]

ROSA ORTIZ 2010
FOR U.S. SENATE

[massgopguy]

You know, the more photos I see of Caroline, the more the word Bulimia comes to mind.

[Old Sarge]

Hello, I’m Jack Kennedy, the former President.

Hello, I’m Bobby Kennedy, the former Senator.

Hello, I’m John Kennedy Jr, the former hottie.

Hello, I’m Joe Kennedy, the former Nazi collaborator.

We’re all dead.

We all voted in the last election.

So can YOU!

[Bob]

Hello. I am Rose. I am Caroline's Grandmother. I've been dead for many years now. But as a loyal Democrat, I plan on voting for my dear sweet Caroline. You should too!

Hello. I am Rosemary. I'm dead too. But I was Caroline's aunt. My daddy (Joe) forced a lobotomy on me years ago. I was quite brain damaged. But still... I am here in the spirit to urge you all to support Caroline. Thank you.

Hey this is fun. Any more ????

Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.

[Bob]

One line struck me as rather odd:

Also Tio Teddy is come to the party tonight so I have to lock the liquor cabinets.

I think that should have been:

Also Tio Teddy is come to the party tonight so I have to lock stock the liquor cabinets

[massgopguy]

Actually the Boston Globe ran an Op/Ed that said Mary Jo would vote for Ted Kennedy today had she lived to her 65th b’day because of all the benefits he’d gotten for seniors. They were serious. They’re in complete denial. A 20 year old girl that worked with us back on 9-11 didn’t believe me when I told her about Chappaquiddick.

[2ndDivisionVet]

[Emmett McCarthy]

I personally don’t think she’s unattractive for a woman of her age, but also think we can fall into a foolish game of going after appearances. I wish we didn’t even have pictures of politicicans in one sense because it is a distraction from the worth or worthlessness of their ideas. Of course, it was her father’s candidacy which was the tipping point for us to spill into the “politics of the picture” with TV and all that.