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Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
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| December 2, 2008
Posted on 12/02/2008 10:12:56 AM PST by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
*Ping* for later laughs as this thread grows in length ;-)
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posted on
12/02/2008 10:39:22 AM PST
by
SueRae
To: EveningStar
His vermicelli was done al dente.
42
posted on
12/02/2008 10:40:22 AM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("A laurel, and hearty handshake ....")
To: EveningStar
This is the Police... What’s up?
43
posted on
12/02/2008 10:41:41 AM PST
by
MortMan
(Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. - Alexander Hamilton)
To: Red Badger
LOL
♫He didn't know if it was day or night
he started humping everything in sight,♫
44
posted on
12/02/2008 10:41:51 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
(once you get to really know people, there are always better reasons than [race] for despising them.)
To: NonValueAdded
♫He didn't know if it was day or night he started humping everything in sight,♫
45
posted on
12/02/2008 10:44:06 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
To: NCLaw441
Makes a handy place to hang the IV bag, though.............
46
posted on
12/02/2008 10:45:21 AM PST
by
Red Badger
(Never has a man risen so far, so fast and is expected to do so much, for so many, with so little...)
To: Red Badger
A man went to the doctor and said “I need one of those viagra, doc. I have a hot date this weekend. Better make it two, they are twins...”
Later the doctor gets an emergency call. He rushes to the hospital to find the man with his eyes bugged out, his shirt torn, his hair in patches. “What happened? Did they do this to you?”
“They didn’t show!!!”
47
posted on
12/02/2008 10:46:25 AM PST
by
weegee
(Sec. of State Clinton. What kind of change is it to keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Oligarchy?)
To: RichInOC
The wifey caused a missle gap don’tchaknow
48
posted on
12/02/2008 10:47:17 AM PST
by
MHGinTN
(Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
To: EveningStar
49
posted on
12/02/2008 10:47:49 AM PST
by
andy58-in-nh
(Liberty has few friends, many enemies, and no adequate substitute.)
To: EveningStar
Talk about raising the dead....
50
posted on
12/02/2008 10:48:04 AM PST
by
LucyJo
To: DieHard the Hunter
"...I can't laugh, I can't laugh at all until - they find a less embarrassing word for the 'penal system'."
- Harry Ballentine, lawyer, in AMAZING STORIES episode 21, Hell Toupee
51
posted on
12/02/2008 10:49:09 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
( "Every country has the government it deserves" - Joseph Marie de Maistre)
To: Alex Murphy
52
posted on
12/02/2008 10:58:06 AM PST
by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: SueRae
“No! Don’t! Stop! NO! DON’T STOP!!”
53
posted on
12/02/2008 11:01:03 AM PST
by
ConservativeCompendium.net
(We need to amend the US Constitution. We the People --> We the Politicians.)
To: EveningStar
There should be a stiff penalty for calling the police on such a false claim.
54
posted on
12/02/2008 11:03:19 AM PST
by
Pistolshot
("Democrats don't show respect, they just demand respect " - ClearCase_guy)
To: ConservativeCompendium.net
Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences." Actually IT didn't scare her, she was worried that she might kill him. And she didn't want to have the moral dilemma of riding a corpse.
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posted on
12/02/2008 11:04:15 AM PST
by
weegee
(Sec. of State Clinton. What kind of change is it to keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Oligarchy?)
To: Pistolshot
"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend. Buzzkill.
56
posted on
12/02/2008 11:04:57 AM PST
by
weegee
(Sec. of State Clinton. What kind of change is it to keep the Bush-Clinton-Bush-Clinton Oligarchy?)
To: Badeye
...“Wife is so unappealing 82 year old Italian man is reduced to taking Viagra....”
Makes the saying we used in the Navy ("Any port in a storm") take on a whole new meaning.
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posted on
12/02/2008 11:05:44 AM PST
by
G.Mason
(Duty, Honor, Country)
To: G.Mason
58
posted on
12/02/2008 11:06:48 AM PST
by
Badeye
(There are no 'great moments' in Moderate Political History. Only losses.)
To: EveningStar
From the Austin Powers movie "Goldmember"
"I took a Viagra, it stuck in me throat and I've had a stiff neck for hours."
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posted on
12/02/2008 11:11:09 AM PST
by
fredhead
(A good day is one where you wake up without dirt in your face.)
To: Badeye
'Kiddie Cruiser' ... '59-'62 Sea Bee's
Ah ... The good old days! ;)
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posted on
12/02/2008 11:11:15 AM PST
by
G.Mason
(Duty, Honor, Country)
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