A president named Obama changes the name game (BARF Alert)

AP ^ | 11-29-2008 | Deepti Hajela

[lilylangtree]

"Who is more American than the president of the United States?"

With 17 lawsuits in 12 states challenging him where he's hired 3 law firms, IT AIN'T OBAMA!

[Phoenix11]

Co-sign.

[omega4179]

He will never be sworn in, his election was illegitimate!

[rsobin]

Hussein will be the first president whose last name ends with a vowel.

[Prole]

I see a very Balkanized America getting even worse in the coming years.

This article merely solidifies my theory.

[TonyStark]

Hussein will be the first president whose last name ends with a vowel.

No, he won't. He's not going to be inaugurated because Clarence Thomas is going to save us from the suicidal stupidity of letting this communist usurper sit in the President's chair. And if by some hell-spawned miracle he does manage to get inaugurated, he'll be impeached immediately via dozens of counts of vote fraud, credit card fraud, RICO, and misrepresentation of identity.

Stealing a cape doesn't make you Batman.

[trumandogz]

He will never be sworn in...

You want to make a bet?

[rdl6989]

Actually there were James Monroe, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce.

[Partisan Gunslinger]

Bill Blythe

[rdl6989]

Yes, how could I forget Slick!

[Clemenza]

James Monroe?

[trumandogz]

Millard Fillmore, the last member of the Whig Party to hold the office of the Presidency and the last person named Millard to ever hold that office.

[MozarkDawg]

But Ackah is hopeful that change is coming, that the idea of an "American" name will expand beyond monikers like Tom and Harry and Sally and Jane and Smith and Jones.

"I think it will help people understand that people in America aren't just John, Jack, Mary," Ackah said. "They're Zenas and Barack."

Because the American people not only do not have any relatives, none who were named for other relatives from "the old country", but none of them has ever enjoyed an NCAA football or basketball game or an NFL contest. Please, enough of this already.

[jamese777]

“James Monroe?”

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Yeah James Monroe, you know, the two term 5th President of the United States, and the man that Monrovia, the capital of Liberia in Africa is named after. The President that the “Monroe Doctrine” is named after?
THAT James Monroe whose last name ends in a vowel.

[WilliamofCarmichael]

"I think it will help people understand that people in America aren't just John, Jack, Mary," Ackah said. "They're Zenas and Barack."

Thanks to the Hollywood billionaire crowd, they played a big part.

The most successful Hollywood production ever, the billion-dollar Mr. Obama Gloats To Washington, was darn near perfect based upon its impact upon the public and media.

There's just one flaw that I detected, those birth certificate scenes. How could the writers have believed that ordinary Americans would say, "Oh well, we have to show our birth certificates all the time but it's OK for important people to say F-you."

And the remark by one of the characters representing Mr. Obama, "The Constitution is what we say it is." Was that intended to be scary?

It's a strong hint that there will be sequels to this movie.

[trumandogz]

No, he won't. He's not going to be inaugurated because Clarence Thomas is going to save us from the suicidal stupidity of letting this communist usurper sit in the President's chair.

And when Justice Thomas, Chief Justice Roberts, Justice Scalia and Justice Alito all decide that the petitioners do not have a case against Obama, will it be because the are wise men or because they are in the bag for Obama?

[frog in a pot]

“He’s not going to be inaugurated because Clarence Thomas is going to save us from the suicidal stupidity of letting this communist usurper sit in the President’s chair.”

Tony, first let me say I absolutely hope you are correct.

But it is entirely possible J. Thomas may point out the Constitution already provides a remedy for this exact situation. That remedy is in the form of the Objection language in the 20th amendment and is directly applicable.

So, I propose we hedge our bets (never bet on a lawsuit?). All Americans should raise a clamor and demand that Republican politicians go on the offense and prepare now to Object on Jan 8 by demonstrating O is not natural born (if they ever want to see our money and votes again). And, they have access to the government records to do exactly that.

STAND UP AMERICA! The presidential election is not over!
We voted for electors, not the individual candidates. The electors vote on or after December 15, 2009. The results are then presented to a joint session of Congress and objections may be heard on January 8, 2009 pursuant to the 20th amendment and Public Law 110-430. See the letter on my About page hand-delivered to the local offices of my Republican Senators and Representatives. I urge you to take similar action, even if it is simply faxing a one page letter to Washington, D.C.

[freeangel]

I hope they care enough to actually do something.

[frog in a pot]

They “will care” if enough of Americans contact them.

[SMCC1]

Monroe, Fillmore, Pierce, Coolidge