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Air hostess helped land passenger jet after co-pilot had 'breakdown' over the Atlantic
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| November 20, 2008
| Staff
Posted on 11/20/2008 1:08:30 PM PST by bamahead
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To: Owl_Eagle
"rambling and disjointed conversation', belligerent and unco-operative, effectively incapacitated If I had a dollar for each time one of those phrases showed up on my employee evaluation...
My employer used to think I suffered a series of mental breakdowns, until he realized I was just drunk.
You know, people just don't have a sense of humor for a good drunken fit anymore...
To: bamahead
I'm glad they didn't have to use Otto Pilot.
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:30:35 PM PST
by
Caramelgal
(Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.)
To: bamahead
Kitten Natividad’s close up will stay with me for life.
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:31:33 PM PST
by
50sDad
(-/\/\/\- Obama's coming; be a Resistor!)
To: bamahead
He must have picked a bad week to quit sniffing glue.
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:32:31 PM PST
by
Mark was here
(The earth is bipolar.)
To: Caramelgal
I’m glad they didn’t order the fish.
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:35:15 PM PST
by
ari-freedom
(So this is how Liberty dies... with thunderous applause)
To: bamahead
after the Air Canada flight officer began a rambling and disjointed
He never got over Nacho grande!
To: bamahead
"The UK-bound plane made an emergency diversion to Shannon Airport, in Ireland, last January after the Air Canada flight officer began a rambling and disjointed conversation, said an official report."Last January? Nothing like getting the news out on time. :-)
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:35:45 PM PST
by
Spunky
((You are free to make choices, but not free from the consequences))
To: cripplecreek
I hear the guy in the control tower left the mic on and was heard saying, “looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.”
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:38:16 PM PST
by
VA_Gentleman
("There are sheep, and there are wolves. In the end, the wolves always win." - Col. Ripley, RIP)
To: ari-freedom
I want to know if any of the passangers spoke Jive and did they require a translator?
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:43:26 PM PST
by
Caramelgal
(Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.)
To: bamahead; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
But it recorded the views of two doctors onboard that he was in a confused and disorientated state. The captain also reported that his colleague became uncharacteristically belligerent and unco-operative and was effectively incapacitated...What's his DUmmie screenname?
To: Caramelgal
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:48:53 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
To: bamahead
The fog was getting thicker
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:48:53 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
To: bushbuddy
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:50:21 PM PST
by
Cecily
To: JRios1968
And LEON’s getting LAAAAAARRRRRGER!
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:52:26 PM PST
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; most men wish only for a just master. -- Sallust)
To: bamahead
Air hostess helped land passenger jet after co-pilot had 'breakdown' over the Atlantic Breakdown?! What is it?
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:54:04 PM PST
by
Ken H
To: JRios1968
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:56:12 PM PST
by
traumer
To: traumer
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posted on
11/20/2008 1:59:01 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Sarah Palin smash Hulk!)
To: SIDENET
The first Black female pilot?
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posted on
11/20/2008 2:00:48 PM PST
by
Ken H
To: bamahead
Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM.
Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT.
Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY.
Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE.
Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE.
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
Subtitle: HOW TRUE!
Together: Sheeeeeeet!
Subtitle: GOLLY.
or this one,
Jiveman2 : Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Attendant : Can I get you something?
Jiveman2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly.
Attendant : I'm sorry I don't understand.
Jiveman1 : Cutty say he cant hang.
Woman: Oh stewardess, I speak jive.
Attendant : Ohhhh, good.
Woman : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Attendant : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine.
Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide.
Jiveman2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap.
Woman: Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
To: Ken H
Breakdown?! What is it? It's a lapse in metal faculties, but that's not important now.
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posted on
11/20/2008 2:05:56 PM PST
by
TankerKC
(I'm waiting for my government ration of hope.)
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