Posted on 11/05/2008 12:16:11 PM PST by PackerBronco
So with Obama taking office in 2009, don your Nostradamus cloak and post your prediction for quotes from Obama over the next four years. Here are mine:
"... no, I said I would TRY to give voters a ... uh ... middle class tax cut ... uh ... but this is all semantics. What we promised was to .... uh ... provide relief and our ... uh ... proposals to improve the environment, provide universal health care, uh, reduce greenhouse gases will ..."
" ... well uh look we all uh know about Joe, but I want to ensure the American people that this uh administration does not believe, nor uh, do I think that Joe believes that uh ..."
"I uh would like to offer my condolensces to the acting Prime Minister of Israel and uh his uh emergency cabinet and uh ..."
"... we are uh of course, deeply saddened by this uh tragic death of our brave marines, but uh ... I believe that the best course of action is to uh remove them from the conflict as uh soon as we can ..."
"uh, you have to remember that George Bush spent 8 years uh tearing down our economy and I have uh only been in office, uh 3 years ..."
" ... I uh am not aware of these charges against uh ACORN and uh I want to re-iterate that uh no one in my uh campaign ever ..."
” I have uh, asked my Treasury Secretary, Barney Frank, to uh come up with a new program to uh allow inner city blacks, free housing by, uh, allowing them to live in the 74 million vacant foreclosed houses, rent free. They will, uh also be free to sell the copper to supplement their $25,000 welfare checks, Whole Foods food stamps, free gas cards to fill up their new hybrids.”
“I ... uh ... have always said that the $700 billion for the bailout should ... uh ... not be reserved solely to resolve the credit crisis but it should also be used to ... uh ... help other sectors of the economy especially those most in need ...”
“... we ... are of course, concerned about some .... minor ... oversghts in our ... fundraising control procedures ... and of course ... uh ... any funds from non-U.S. citizens will ... uh ... be promptly returned ...”
December 12, 2009 after the Israeli strike against Irans nuclear facilities in april of this year, Iran with the support of russian troops and Hamas and Hezbalha stage an daring raid against Israel comimg down from the north with what appeared to be overwelming force, President Obama stumbled through a statement, asking what Russia and Iran think they are doing.
Russia and Iran reply “Shut up you weak filthy american, we do what we want and you can’t stop us!”.
President Obama takes offense at such a statement, but sits down and shuts up!” he’s already got enough trouble in Afganistan and is having trouble getting a military draft bill through the senate because of a republican fillibuster.
Unfortunately, the hostility towards the military has cause a great leaving of military veterans who don’t want to put thier lives at risk for a president who is tring to micro manage every miltary engagment.
January 23, 2010 in a miraculous, defeat of the forces of Iran and Russia, Israel rejoices in victory. American evangelical decide we are in fact living in the end time and church attendance spikes.
The UN and president Obama’s secretary to the UN sign a resolution condeming Israel for the use of Nuclear weapons in the Becca Valley killing a over 1 million Russian and Iranian troops.
Israel says it will take month to clean up the mess.
” My fellow Amerikans, uh, I am addressing you, uh, hunkered down and shaking, under the president’s desk in the oval office on this day of retribution.
I had no idea that my Rev. J. Wright, uh, was about to launch missle strikes, with help from my friend Bill Ayers, uh, to try to destroy downtown Washington DC.
I, uh, can’t find my wife Michelle anywhere in the White House, but I, uh, thought that I heard her voice with Bernadette, from outside the Oval Office windows yelling ‘God-damn Amerika’!”
“I’m going to say this one more time. I did not throw that granny under the bus, and not one time did I ever tell anyone to throw her under the bus, not one time. Now I have to get back to work for the American sheeple.... uh.... I mean people.”(insert “uhs” wherever appropriate)
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