Posted on 11/05/2008 12:16:11 PM PST by PackerBronco
So with Obama taking office in 2009, don your Nostradamus cloak and post your prediction for quotes from Obama over the next four years. Here are mine:
"... no, I said I would TRY to give voters a ... uh ... middle class tax cut ... uh ... but this is all semantics. What we promised was to .... uh ... provide relief and our ... uh ... proposals to improve the environment, provide universal health care, uh, reduce greenhouse gases will ..."
" ... well uh look we all uh know about Joe, but I want to ensure the American people that this uh administration does not believe, nor uh, do I think that Joe believes that uh ..."
"I uh would like to offer my condolensces to the acting Prime Minister of Israel and uh his uh emergency cabinet and uh ..."
"... we are uh of course, deeply saddened by this uh tragic death of our brave marines, but uh ... I believe that the best course of action is to uh remove them from the conflict as uh soon as we can ..."
"uh, you have to remember that George Bush spent 8 years uh tearing down our economy and I have uh only been in office, uh 3 years ..."
" ... I uh am not aware of these charges against uh ACORN and uh I want to re-iterate that uh no one in my uh campaign ever ..."
He’s not going to deliver because if he does he’s out of a job in 2013. He was say he couldn’t deliver because he discovered things were worse than he thought.
President Obama 47
Governor Palin 44
Uh... The economic problems..Uh.. are all the Bush administrations fault...we just..uh..inherited them.
The Iraquis..uh wanted us out of there..uh..it’s not my fault Iran... is invading them... This is the Bush administrations fault..uh
Israel has to take care of itself..uh..we cannot..uh base our foreign policy...uh..on another nation...uh
“I, uh, did not, uh, have sexual relations, uh, with that, uh woman, LaVondrishacka.”
“...uh... I see no need, ummm.. to put my hand on a Bible, a Koran, a Torah... ummm... to swear an old oath written by White men.... ummmmm... my word is my bond...”
“... uh... Michelle misspoke.... ummmm... and I’m sorry if that entire... ummm... race... uh... was offended...”
They, the people who elected him, EXPECT PAYBACK. He has to deliver or he’s toast. He has to GIVE THEM WHATEVER THEY WANT. Fancy words and rhetoric will not suffice nor satisfy the hungry hordes..................
That is uh.. of course the 2012 election was free and fair uh, and what the French and Italians are saying is nonsense. There were uh... some irregularities but attorney general Bill Ayers will uh.. with the help of ACORN, look into that and I assure you that uh... that we will proceed. Can I just eat my waffles now?
Uh, uh, no you cannot see my CLB
uh, uh,...I wasn’t locked in at $250K...uh, what I really meant was anywhere from $100K and up...
“Michelle, umm.. they’re lynching the, ummm, last of those er.. Barbie Witches from ahhh Princeton today.......Whose next, dear?”
“... um... Well, Michelle misspoke again.... ummmm... out of context, I believe... ummm... and I don’t think she really meant... that, um... that the Israelis.... uhhhhh... ‘deserve’ anything...”
“My fellow Americans, We did not know how bad things were handled by George Bush until my administration was able to get into office. Because Bush misled us, he misled us all about how terrible things really were as a result of republican deregulation and corporate greed and wealthy special interests that have operated unchecked.
We will be unable to cut taxes to all the folks we had hoped. now now now.....Some of you may have to be a little patient, and generous, and patriotic as we work together to undo the great DAMAGE inflicted on our great nation by George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, and greedy special interests on Wall Street...but Im’a promise ya’ll this- we WILL get it done! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN! YES WE CAN!!!”
“The, uh, American people are, uh, deeply saddened by the, uh, unfortunate events which have, uh, struck the Palestinian, uh, israeli, uh, peoples ... and we pledge, uh, all of our efforts and, uh, prayers for the millions of people who have died in the, uh, gassing, uh, of Tel Aviv and, uh, the surrounding, uh, zionist occupied territories.”
of course, deeply saddened by this uh tragic death of our brave marines, but uh ... I believe that the best course of action is to uh remove them from the conflict as uh soon as we can ...””
“... um... Well, .... ummmm... .. ummm... and I-I really don’t think President, err umm Vice-President Biden really meant... that, um... that it would be okay for ummmmm Russia to ..uhhhhh.invade Poland...”
“My Fellow Americans ... it is with great regret that I must now, uh, announce that former President George W. Bush and former Vice President Dick Cheney, along with, uh, several members of their Administrations and selected Republican leaders from the House and Senate, have been, uh, handed over to World Court Officials for War Crimes Trials against the people of Iraq and Afghanistan. We pledge to the Islamic peoples of the world that the American people do not support the actions of these, uh, criminals, and that we will do all in our power to support the World Court in whatever just verdict and method of execution they deem necessary.”
Number 1 thing Obama will say; (because he already has)
We all knew that fixing this broke nation would take sacrifices...
Fact - The clock is still counting down to Iran acquiring nukes with many intelligience experts now saying Feb 2009 could be the timeframe.
Fact - Bush is on record stating that he WOULD NOT leave the Iranian nuclear issue unresolved to his successor.
Fact - Israel’s new Prime Minister Livni is weak and unable to form a coalition Govt and now faces new elections Feb 2009 with time needed for whoever wins that to form a coalition.
Fact - Bush signs executive orders; NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL DIRECTIVE/NSPD 51 and
HOMELAND SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL DIRECTIVE/HSPD-20
In short that says during such a time as a national emergency or crisis, the President may stay in office AND initiate marshall law.
Presumption - Odumbo will NOT do anything but sit down without preconditions with Iran and achieve NOTHING.
Put it all together and here’s how I see it.
Now that the election is over and the worry of the following actions harming the chances of Bush’ preferred choice of successor no longer a factor, Bush is faced with handing his successor an issue he knows he won’t deal with competently, and Israel in no position to do anything yet, IRANS NUKES WILL BE ATTACKED prior to Jan 20 2009, Prudence dictates it.
Such actions will create such a crisis that executive orders become activated and he stays in office. Other executive orders are activated to instill Marshall Law to keep all those Obama voters expecting to see him get the keys to 1600 Pennsylvania from getting out of control when he doesn’t get the keys as expected.
Listen Joe, for the umpteenth time, walking around with your pants hanging below your ass and flashing hand signs isn’t going to help you fit in with my homies hanging in the Rose Garden.
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