[PackerBronco]

“I ... uh ... have always said that the $700 billion for the bailout should ... uh ... not be reserved solely to resolve the credit crisis but it should also be used to ... uh ... help other sectors of the economy especially those most in need ...”

“... we ... are of course, concerned about some .... minor ... oversghts in our ... fundraising control procedures ... and of course ... uh ... any funds from non-U.S. citizens will ... uh ... be promptly returned ...”

[MooseChic]

My fellow Americans, uh… It is with deep regret I announce that one of the rogue states in our country , Alaska has tried to take matters in its own hands and started to drill for oil. This is considered a federal offence. I’ve sent my Domestic National Brownshirt Guards to the state of Alaska and arrest Governor Palin. She will be whisked to an undisclosed location for interrogation and will be sent home on Nov 10,2012.