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99 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN WATCH OBAMA
http://pumapac.org/ ^ | 29 Oct 2008 | murphy

Posted on 10/31/2008 9:03:10 AM PDT by phil_t

99 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN WATCH OBAMA

1. Watch a different tv program

2. Blog at PumaPAC

3. Watch a DVD or video

4. Listen to archive blog talk radio programs

5. Listen to a CD

6. Read a book or magazine

7. Clean your house

8. Clean my house

9. Play a board game

10. Do your laundry

11. Surf the web

12. Watch YouTube videos

13. Mail flyers to addresses in critical state phone books

14. Call a friend on the phone

15. Do a Prowl

16. Write an email to a friend

17. Do more Prowls

18. Play the piano (or instrument of your choice)

19. Do some exercising

20. Play a card game

21. Search for graphics for Puma PAC

22. Work on your family’s scrapbooks

23. Phone Bank for one of the opposing candidates

24. Work on your favorite hobby: Defeating ouhuhblahblah

25. Watch paint dry and grass grow

26. Visualize McCain/ Palin being sworn in.

27. Remove the last couple of NObama signs in your town.

28 Watch no name concede

29. Pray/Meditate for peace

30. Clean the litter box

31. Rake up all the leaves in my yard.

32 Get a colonoscopy

33- visit proctologist

34- get tooth extraction

35- chew on tin foil

36 seal a bag of hungry rats over my head

37- have fingernails pulled out

38- swim laps at the sewage treatment plant

39- look directly into the sun….

40-Go down hill skiing in the nude

41 Take a walk and look for UFO’s

42. Stick knitting needles in my eyes

43. Drink a few hot toddies by the fire

44.Build a snowman.

45. Catch snowflakes on my tongue.

46. Paint my house in the dark.

47.Sit on the beach and watch the waves.

48. Curl my hair.

49. Shave my legs.

50. Clean my gutters.

51. Rake leaves.

52. Stand on my head.

53. Walk aroud the block backwards.

54. kiss a gator

55. eat nutria

56. take a swamp bath

57. scratch my eyes out

58. shovel horse shit

59. Play dot to dot on ohiopubbie’s freckles.

60. Catch fireflies.

61. Step on spiders.

62. Wack bees.

63. Roast chestnuts on an open fire.

64. Get run over by a reindeer.

65. Pass out 200 more Freddiebrown PUMA flyers

66. Count my freckles

67. learn bird calls

68. hunt for centipedes

69. Apply suppositories to rabid gorillas

70. take Lucifer on in a game of chess

71. slam my head against the wall

72. Set a big Cajun named Bubba beat the crap out of me

73. Smell cat urine

74. Pluck hairs out of my nose.

75. Give the dog a bath and squeeze his glands, yuck.

76. Might as well clip the dog’s nails.

77. Change a poopy diaper.

78. Get a bikini wax.

79. Floss.

80. Eat the asshole of a skunk. (nice one Taggles, nice one.)

81. Help my granna dig out her outhouse.

82. Give Barney Frank a lap dance. (bad, BAD puma bythelake ;-) )

83. Have a pizza party

84. Go shopping

85. play computer games

86. e-mail 10 friends 10 reasons not to vote for OB

87. take a big long snooze

88. paint my fingernails

89. Count blades of grass.

90. Make a hand made apron.

91. Learn how to become a gymnast in 10 short, if not also painful, lessons.

92. Watch someone drone on and on on C-Span.

93. Have Chicken Pox

94. Wear shoes three sizes too small on a mile run

95. Watch the greatest re-runs of bad 80s infomercials for Ronco Products

96. Listen to nails on a chalkboard

97. Read Daily Kos

98. Have my gums scraped.

99. Listen to Jay Z

100. get a root canal with no novacaine.

101. Eat dryer lint.

102. File my puma claws to a sharp point for Nov 5th

103. Look for a sturdy old lady cane at the GoodWill to bop Obots with

104. Light a candle for Hillary

105. Eat all the kids preHalloween candy

106. Cross Obots off my Christmas list

107. Practice saying “I told you so!” in three languages

108. Get a box ready to send obies oval office curtains to Chicago

109. Writing a thank you note, you’re almost a PUMA to Hannity and Greata

bo’s not very popular around here is he?


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: informercial; obama
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To: phil_t

I’d rather have a tarantula lay eggs in my ear.


21 posted on 10/31/2008 9:18:18 AM PDT by Maceman (If you're not getting a tax cut, you're getting a pay cut.)
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To: phil_t

Eat a bowl of iron filings, and then run through airport security screaming “Allah Ahkbar!”


22 posted on 10/31/2008 9:18:41 AM PDT by karnage
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To: IbJensen

Jump up and down on the bed with the ceiling fan on.

Drink tequila and shave the cat.

Go to an expensive restaurant and when they present you with the wine cork, sniff it and say “nope, won’t do.”

Repeat above as many times as necessary until you get the response you want.

Eat the oldest thing in my refrigerator.

Mix the oldest thing in my pantry with the oldest thing in my refrigerator and feed it to the dog.

Clean dog poop and vomit off the burber rug.


23 posted on 10/31/2008 9:19:00 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (McCain/Palin 2008)
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To: scooter2

Have a root canal without anesthesia...

I did that once.

Ouch.


24 posted on 10/31/2008 9:19:40 AM PDT by karnage
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To: phil_t

Listen to chalkboards mating.


25 posted on 10/31/2008 9:22:52 AM PDT by Salamander (http://theuniversalseduction.com/articles/?c=Obama)
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To: phil_t

Listening to Cindy Sheehan’s voice on my Bose sound system @ 2,000+ decibels for 24 hours, straight.


26 posted on 10/31/2008 9:23:20 AM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear
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To: Salamander

Listen to a set of fingernails mating with the chalkboard


27 posted on 10/31/2008 9:24:04 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights (Stand Up Chuck!)
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To: Protect the Bill of Rights

I bet mine sounds worse....:))


28 posted on 10/31/2008 9:25:30 AM PDT by Salamander (http://theuniversalseduction.com/articles/?c=Obama)
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To: phil_t
Watch “Hope Floats”

Talk about my feelings

Go to ChuckeeCheez

Watch “Bridges of Madison County”

Sit in Starbucks with a Extra Tall half-calf latte reading a romance novel

Eat a soy burger

Do yoga

Eat sushi

Watch “What Not To Wear”

Use a HPLV spray gun unregulated with 120psi and no water separator to paint black pearl ghost flames.

Wear a pink polo shirt

Drive a Prius

Watch Oprah/Dr Phil marathon

Go to group therapy

Drink micro-brewed beer.

29 posted on 10/31/2008 9:26:18 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: phil_t
This
30 posted on 10/31/2008 9:26:18 AM PDT by kevkrom (If Obama promises to tax your neighbor to give to you, what's he promising your neighbor?)
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To: phil_t

Have sex with Hillary.


31 posted on 10/31/2008 9:26:54 AM PDT by CodeToad
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To: phil_t

Cut my toenails.

Shave my legs.

Clean up dog poop in the neighbourhood.


32 posted on 10/31/2008 9:27:01 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: karnage

Dang, man.

Thats hardcore.


33 posted on 10/31/2008 9:27:27 AM PDT by envisio (If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear

Either that or put on a Yoko Ono album.


34 posted on 10/31/2008 9:28:29 AM PDT by beaversmom
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To: phil_t
Watch Bill and Hill dance in bathing suits.


35 posted on 10/31/2008 9:28:32 AM PDT by maggief ("Europeans call it socialism, Americans call it welfare, and Barack Obama calls it change.")
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To: phil_t

sit on a nail


36 posted on 10/31/2008 9:29:14 AM PDT by mlocher (USA is a sovereign nation)
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To: phil_t

Mash my family jewels flat with a sledge hammer.


37 posted on 10/31/2008 9:29:38 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - but they know what's best.)
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To: phil_t

Play “hide the salami” with Governor McGreevey.


38 posted on 10/31/2008 9:33:29 AM PDT by SweetCarolina
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To: phil_t; All

Who'd want to pass on this?

39 posted on 10/31/2008 9:35:08 AM PDT by Zakeet (Obama-Pelosi-Reid -- the Axis of Taxes)
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To: phil_t

haha.. would rather walk across hot sand in dry desert


40 posted on 10/31/2008 9:36:18 AM PDT by AmericanMade1776 ( Our Mamma beats your Obama)
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