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99 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN WATCH OBAMA
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| 29 Oct 2008
| murphy
Posted on 10/31/2008 9:03:10 AM PDT by phil_t
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To: phil_t
I’d rather have a tarantula lay eggs in my ear.
21
posted on
10/31/2008 9:18:18 AM PDT
by
Maceman
(If you're not getting a tax cut, you're getting a pay cut.)
To: phil_t
Eat a bowl of iron filings, and then run through airport security screaming “Allah Ahkbar!”
22
posted on
10/31/2008 9:18:41 AM PDT
by
karnage
To: IbJensen
Jump up and down on the bed with the ceiling fan on.
Drink tequila and shave the cat.
Go to an expensive restaurant and when they present you with the wine cork, sniff it and say “nope, won’t do.”
Repeat above as many times as necessary until you get the response you want.
Eat the oldest thing in my refrigerator.
Mix the oldest thing in my pantry with the oldest thing in my refrigerator and feed it to the dog.
Clean dog poop and vomit off the burber rug.
23
posted on
10/31/2008 9:19:00 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
(McCain/Palin 2008)
To: scooter2
Have a root canal without anesthesia...
I did that once.
Ouch.
24
posted on
10/31/2008 9:19:40 AM PDT
by
karnage
To: phil_t
Listen to chalkboards mating.
25
posted on
10/31/2008 9:22:52 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(http://theuniversalseduction.com/articles/?c=Obama)
To: phil_t
Listening to Cindy Sheehan’s voice on my Bose sound system @ 2,000+ decibels for 24 hours, straight.
To: Salamander
Listen to a set of fingernails mating with the chalkboard
To: Protect the Bill of Rights
I bet mine sounds worse....:))
28
posted on
10/31/2008 9:25:30 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(http://theuniversalseduction.com/articles/?c=Obama)
To: phil_t
Watch “Hope Floats”
Talk about my feelings
Go to ChuckeeCheez
Watch “Bridges of Madison County”
Sit in Starbucks with a Extra Tall half-calf latte reading a romance novel
Eat a soy burger
Do yoga
Eat sushi
Watch “What Not To Wear”
Use a HPLV spray gun unregulated with 120psi and no water separator to paint black pearl ghost flames.
Wear a pink polo shirt
Drive a Prius
Watch Oprah/Dr Phil marathon
Go to group therapy
Drink micro-brewed beer.
29
posted on
10/31/2008 9:26:18 AM PDT
by
envisio
(If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
To: phil_t
30
posted on
10/31/2008 9:26:18 AM PDT
by
kevkrom
(If Obama promises to tax your neighbor to give to you, what's he promising your neighbor?)
To: phil_t
31
posted on
10/31/2008 9:26:54 AM PDT
by
CodeToad
To: phil_t
Cut my toenails.
Shave my legs.
Clean up dog poop in the neighbourhood.
To: karnage
Dang, man.
Thats hardcore.
33
posted on
10/31/2008 9:27:27 AM PDT
by
envisio
(If you ain't laughin yet... you ain't seen me naked. 8^O)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
Either that or put on a Yoko Ono album.
To: phil_t
Watch Bill and Hill dance in bathing suits.
35
posted on
10/31/2008 9:28:32 AM PDT
by
maggief
("Europeans call it socialism, Americans call it welfare, and Barack Obama calls it change.")
To: phil_t
36
posted on
10/31/2008 9:29:14 AM PDT
by
mlocher
(USA is a sovereign nation)
To: phil_t
Mash my family jewels flat with a sledge hammer.
37
posted on
10/31/2008 9:29:38 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - but they know what's best.)
To: phil_t
Play “hide the salami” with Governor McGreevey.
To: phil_t; All
Who'd want to pass on this?
39
posted on
10/31/2008 9:35:08 AM PDT
by
Zakeet
(Obama-Pelosi-Reid -- the Axis of Taxes)
To: phil_t
haha.. would rather walk across hot sand in dry desert
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