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You might be a McCain-Palin supporter if...
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| October 23, 2008
| Josh Painter
Posted on 10/23/2008 5:25:43 PM PDT by Josh Painter
Your 12-year old daughter gets called a racist by her classmates for wearing a T-shirt with your candidates' names on it.
Your Lexus just got keyed.
Your car isn't a Lexus, but it got keyed anyway.
Your political yard sign is missing.
Your political yard sign is missing, and there is only the empty frame for it left standing in your yard.
Your political yard signs are missing, but there are empty pizza boxes in your yard.
Your yard sign is still standing, but it has Molotov cocktail burns around the edges.
You're 75 years old, and a 73-year old Democrat poll worker jumps on your back and starts pounding on your head because you objected to her marking your voter ballot for Obama when your intention was to vote for McCain.
Your face is bruised because your political sign was ripped out of your hands, and you were beaten with the stick it was attached to.
Your head got shoved into a wall at a restaurant.
You have a black eye and the letter "B" scratched onto your face because of your political bumper sticker.
Your house gets shot up because of your political yard signs.
Your tour bus takes one for the team.
- JP
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2008; antichrist; election; electionpresident; elections; mccain; obama; obamatruthfile; palin; palinattacks; ratcrime; sarahpalin; thug; thugocracy
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To: Josh Painter
You are a plumber or intelligent.
To: ProudFossil
Hey - the 2 are not mutually exclusive.
To: Josh Painter
You have your entire private life dragged out into the open just because you ask an honest and direct question to the Democrat Presidential Candidate.
A question in which you get an honest answer from the Dem Candidate.
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:30:26 PM PDT
by
bayliving
(I too am Joe the Plumber!)
To: Josh Painter
LOVE this!! Might email out to some other like-minded individuals. :)
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:30:39 PM PDT
by
RaiderRose
(Don't be a racist. Vote for 0bama.)
To: Josh Painter
... if you’ve pinned your hopes for election night on the effectiveness of the other side’s voter fraud efforts.
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:31:28 PM PDT
by
skeeter
To: Josh Painter
You have been responsible for a firearm since you were a kid and now know how to use any one of them in your collection to deadly effect.
You have more than 1000 rounds of ammunition at hand.
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:31:48 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
To: CottonBall
Hey - the 2 are not mutually exclusive My bad, I was not trying to imply they were exclusive. I know several intelligent plumbers.
I should have said:
You are an intelligent plumber.
To: Josh Painter
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:35:20 PM PDT
by
combat_boots
(From the Bush Derangement Syndrome(TM) to the 0bama Worship Cult in which NOTHING matters. USSKKKA)
To: Josh Painter
Your coworkers make false accusations to the boss about you
You have the Secret Service at your door accusing you of threatening Obama
You have the State Attorney General threatening to take you to court
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:36:57 PM PDT
by
realcleanguy
("I have not yet begun to fight")
To: Josh Painter
Your IQ is higher than room temperature, and it wasn't wasted on a “liberal arts” degree.
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:37:29 PM PDT
by
xcamel
(Conservatives start smart, and get rich, liberals start rich, and get stupid.)
To: Josh Painter
You put your country’s wellbeing before your own. “Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.”
To: ProudFossil
To: Josh Painter
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:42:42 PM PDT
by
dragnet2
To: muir_redwoods
You have been responsible for a firearm since you were a kid and now know how to use any one of them in your collection to deadly effect. You have more than 1000 rounds of ammunition at hand.
You have purchased a new firearm in the last few months. Not because you wanted one but because you fear you might not be able to buy one if (God Forbid) Nobama is elected.
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:42:44 PM PDT
by
bayliving
(I too am Joe the Plumber!)
To: xcamel
Your IQ is higher than room temperature, and it wasn't wasted on a liberal arts degree.
...that taxpayers funded with a grant. And only after you graduated did you wonder what the heck you were going to do with it.
Wait, I needed to do that in the negative. I've never been good at Jeopardy either...
To: Josh Painter
You are able to think in a linear fashion.
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:49:27 PM PDT
by
snowrip
(Liberal? YOU ARE A SOCIALIST WITH NO RATIONAL ARGUMENT.)
Comment #18 Removed by Moderator
To: Josh Painter
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posted on
10/23/2008 5:51:42 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: Josh Painter
You might be a McCain-Palin supporter if...
You stomped the guts out of anyone who tried any of the above.
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