Posted on 10/17/2008 8:35:40 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
I heard the was a clause in one of Bidens properties that no negros could occupy the property.
Amy one heard about that?
Guy,
I was slamming Fox, not a fellow sales/marketing guy.
Sorry.
You need to run for office.
Givem Hell Clint! ;)
Cardinal Egan said to McLettuce as he was re seated.....” I think they like ya”
Where are they originally from? Why are they protected? They poisoned an entire lake in California because a non-native predator fish (Northern Pike) was found dumped in it.
I have never heard that before.
“Boss, you could not give me a million dollars in 20’s to watch Fox again.....I’m serious as a heart attack too”
The odd thing is that Greta of all people is coming around. She is an attorney and knows that ACRON is a major violation of the law. She had an FBI agent that raided one of Ayers hideouts. And as a woman she really is offended by the attacks on Sarah.
I had an aunt & uncle who lived on Merritt Island, FL. They were right on the Banana River and no one could run the motors on their boats on that river because of the manatees.
True dat, but he did crack me up when he welcomed Gov. Bloomberg and noted that he was rewriting the law so he could have a third term and overhearing, Bill Clinton exclaimed, “You can do that?” Hillary almost fell out of her seat laughing.
no prob.....nada....lol
you are an ad and mktg guy as well ?
Have a great weekend all...I’m going back into the pool... see you all on Monday!! (Go UConn, beat Rutgers!!)
I heard it on ABC news radio one day a few weeks back.
I didnt catch the back story
“A manatee was found off Cape Cod, but it was just Teddy Kennedy!!”
See I told you manatees were big fat smelly crap machines!!
Well Known Conservative?
Political Monopoly Power
A MINORITY VIEW
BY WALTER E. WILLIAMS
RELEASE: WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 2008, AND THEREAFTER
http://www.gmu.edu/departments/economics/wew/articles/08/PoliticalMonopolyPower.htm
Sop, I had a thought last night (I know. Alert the Media, sofa had a thought!)
The Inaugural Ball ... The Rev Wright, Michael Pfleger, Louis Farrakhan, Malik Shabbazz, Danny Glover, the Hollywood glitterati, William Ayres and Bernadine Dorn all celebrating the election of Barak Obama, with Fitty Cent, P Diddy and the Ditzy Chicks providing the entertainment.
I think that I'll actually throw up.
think about that a second....Greta is the reasoned voice of Fox and Brit etal are slidin left of stupid......good gawd
Here it is Rush:
Ayers, who was discussed Wednesday night during the presidential debate, is slated to be a keynote speaker at a Nov. 15 conference sponsored by the university’s College of Education and Human Sciences.
The education professor at the University of Illinois at Chicago was a founder of Weather Underground in the late 1960s. The group claimed responsibility for bombing several government buildings, including nonfatal explosions at the Pentagon and U.S. Capitol.
Republican presidential nominee John McCain’s campaign has made an issue of Democrat Barack Obama’s limited ties to Ayers.
“We do not condone his 1960s, 1970s actions in any way, shape or form ... but we are interested in the 40 years since then, when he has developed skills in topics that are of interest to our students and faculty,” said Marjorie Kostelnik, dean of the College of Education and Human Sciences.
“We have made clear to him that what we are interested in is his research, not his political past.”
I don’t like Egan but the charity does great work.
Oh! Hillary was rolling! she peed herself!
McCain was a h00t! He had great delivery and content. Made Barry look like a neophyte
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