Posted on 10/17/2008 8:35:40 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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While we wait: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wmb6Hu7Q4w
(hahaha, gotcha! - Just have to prepare for the big game against Central.)
I first heard Rush when he started out in Sacramento.
Rush Limbaugh is a great American.
Because of Rush and Joe the Plumber, folks in Rio Linda now have more class than liberal elites.
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I recently relocated to San Diego and have had a couple of months off while job hunting, my endless summer ends today, I start work Monday. One of the best things about this break was to have the opportunity to listen to Rush everyday.
Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth would pay $3 The seventh would pay $7. The eighth would pay $12. The ninth would pay $18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. 'Since you are all such good customers,' he said, 'I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. 'Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers?
How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his 'fair share?' They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings). The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings). The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings). The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings). The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. 'I only got a dollar out of the $20,' declared the sixth man.
He pointed to the tenth man,' but he got $10! "Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. 'I only saved a dollar, too.. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I! "That's true!!' shouted the seventh man. 'Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!
"Wait a minute,' yelled the first four men in unison. 'We didn't get anything at all. The system exploits the poor! 'The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up. The next night the tenth man (the richest) didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, journalists and college professors, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
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Howard Wolfson was on FOX and he spewed these talking points. Joe owes back taxes, his name isn't really Joe and he doesn't have a plumbing license.
Ok for the tax part, Martin Nesbitt, the treasurer of Obama’s campaign, has tax liens. So do his companies.
http://www.patterico.com/2008/10/16/la-times-joe-the-plumber-has-liens1/
As for his name, it's Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacher. So he can't go by Joe? Barack Hussein Obama went by the name Barry Soetoro and Barry Obama for years. Many people are known by a shortened version of their name or go by their middle name. Obama asked the guys name and he gave him the name he went by. He wasn't filling out a fn' loan application. And finally the license part. Give me a break the guy he works for has one.
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dammit....the Supremes just sided with Ohio’s Brunner in her effort to save those 200k fraud votes
The real Sarah or Skank Fey?
You can tell Sarah isn't with him since I'm here posting instead of standing in line starting at 0-dark-thirty. Tickets for the small 2,000 seat venue did get snapped up within 90 minutes. If it wasn't a school day I'd go and FReep any moonbats that bothered to show. We do have our share, even here on the Space Coast.
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