Posted on 10/17/2008 8:35:40 AM PDT by TSchmereL
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, Maha-Rushie! America's anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do--that's host. Get ready to what you were born to do--that's listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
IT'S OPEN LINE FRIDAY
Was that guy creepy of what?
Morgenthau must be like 250 years old by now.
of = or
85
just horriffic
There was one “joke” BO told and he himself was the only one to laugh - after no one else laughed.
If we don't defend ourselves we will stay where we are today.
also he sweated like a marathon runner
He sucked so hard, table clothes were flying out from under the caviar and lobsters!
HEY FOX................DID YA JUST HEAR RUSH????????????????????
Rush said ease up Obama, you got FRIENDS AT FOX NEWS
hey FOX...........stick it up your ass
I noticed that fella too, fully gluttonous behind McCain, then when Øbama spoke, he then seemed to hide from the camera site behind Øbama [still paranoid, Socialist out to get me pay]
He was sweating a lot last night - kinda when druggies get hit in the face with a light by a cop.
HA! Rush just said that too - about him laughing by himself.
Just heard on the radio news that the PA GOP is suing ACORN.
I hate manatees. They are mostly a feral species in FL. Very destructive to the native wildlife. They should be captured and removed back to where they came from.
Better to stay where we are today than to follow Obama.
I’m just sayin. ;)
I don’t think the polar bear is giving a hug....I think the wolf is about to be LUNCH!
L0L!
Manatee. The other white meat.
manatees sure screw up the intercoastal in s fla
You know Clint, that civility of McCain gets on my nerves as well, especially when he continues to try to be nice to the very people seeking to destroy him...... BUT, I really believe that this is just who John McCain IS. He really believes you get catch more bees with honey..... and all that stuff. I think he’s wrong, but I don’t think he’s gonna change.
But, it does drive me nuts. It IS possible to hammer at your foes with a smile on your face. He showed last night, with his brilliant performance, how it’s done. I really wish we’d see more of that type of thing on the campaign trail. It works.
pattyjo
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