Posted on 10/09/2008 8:59:38 AM PDT by RaceBannon
Freeper extrordinaire, LITTLE BILL, long of the Massachusetts family of Freepers and newly a New Hampshire Freeper, has fallen off a ladder while painting and broke his hip socket.
He has 5 small fractures and was placed on morphine, which replaced the daily alchoholic intake that kept Little Bill on the straight and narrow.
Thankfully to this opium derivitive, Little Bill is resting comfortably and harassing all liberal nurses who come to call, and flattering all the Conservative ones with such catch phrases as:
"Hey, Baby, wanna come over and listen to my Ronald Reagan Speeches tonight? Hmmm?"
Sadly, yet not unexpectedly, Little Bill remains a batchelor despite these time proven techniques for meeting members of the opposite sex.
Little Bill will be in TRACTION for AT LEAST 3 more weeks, soon to be removed from his hospital bed to a more comfortable assisted living facility, previously known as A NURSING HOME.
Bill promises to keep up his good spirits while down, and wishes all well, and also has no present address to send goodies to, due to his need for assisted living, not knowing which place would take his kind.
Prayers up for you, littlebill!
Prayers for your recovery. Take care.
Little Bill, I shall thank God you weren’t cutting tree branches ; )
Prayers up!
Mend quickly! ;^)
Little Bill, prayers for you that you get well soon...hope you are back at computer soon...
Prayerfully hoping you heal quickly and have the best care available during your time of need.
So sorry to hear about your fall, Little Bill. Get well soon and take care of yourself. - My husband fell off a ladder a few years ago. He was standing on the top step of a small ladder, I called him to the phone and he just walked straight off the thing forgetting he wasn’t on the floor. He had to have surgery on his knee after that, but has never forgotten he was standing on a ladder ever again.
Deep in the night, I lift him up in prayer. May Bill’s rest be comfortable, and his dreams sweet!
Wow, Little Bill, that’s some graphic display of medical technology. It’s amazing what the docs can do for you these days. Based on the many astounding contraptions and healings many of us in the DC Chapter have seen at Walter Reed, you will be “stronger in the broken places” when they get done with you!
Keep up the good recovery work, and God bless you every moment until the day when you get up in the morning and don’t even think about your injury any more.
Hey! We need all of the Freeper ‘Bills’ in one piece - and here, online! Be strong and work hard to recouperate! We need you!!!
Amen, bro, and a BTT for Little Bill.
Yeah, unfortunately the border between NH and MA works a bit TOO well. All I ever see in front of the Home Depot in Rochester are a couple of Canadian day laborers.
Carolyn
Little Bill’s mailing address:
BILL WILKINS
ROCHESTER MANOR
40 Whitehall Rd
Rochester, NH 03867
(603) 332-7711
Please send all types of flowers that cause allergies, dispepsia, malaise, disintery, mumps, measles, chicken pox, German Measles and general discomfort. We need to make his stay as short as possible, your efforts will help in this endeavor.
:)
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