Call off your flying monkeys before Palin starts picking them off with an M-16.

Modern Conservative ^ | Christopher Cook

[connell]

By Christopher Cook

We've had colleagues call in just to gush.

Writers at the Corner are receiving emails 20 to 1 in favor of the pic.

We've been told of former politicians—older, seasoned men—who wept for joy at the news.

Palin is simply a fantastic pic.

And yet, America is going to have to hear a bunch of really stupid, offensive, disgusting things said about her. It's already begun.

Steny Hoyer compares her to Dan Quayle . . . which is neither fair to her nor to Quayle. This is, of course, an attempt to create a meme where—like Quayle—she is a punch line to every joke.

They're going to trot out their women talking heads to tell us all that Palin's not ready. Using women (or women choosing to participate) in this endeavor is just more of the Democrats' practice of using sources who cannot be criticized, like wounded veterans, 9/11 widows, or Christopher Reeves. We cannot criticize a woman's take on Palin because, well, a woman would know best about another woman. Blather.

Their hate and misogyny is already on display:

• Democrats and the left love gays as long as gays vote the right way. If the gay is Republican, however, they go into a frenzy of gay-hate worse than piranha in an underwater abattoir.
  

• Now that they've stopped enslaving, lynching, and segregating blacks, they portray themselves as the only safe home for blacks: but dare to leave their plantation, and it's 24/7 of "house slave" and "uncle tom" and "race-traitor" and Chucky Schumer rifling through your credit file.

• Women are perfectly wonderful—as long as they're pathetic single women who need the government to be their husband. As soon as . . .

[Little Bill]

If you are in a situation, surprise I am a thug, can you get a perfect sight picture? I don't think so. To react, it is pull, draw, shoot, you have nanoseconds.

Mankind sees the world in stereoscopic vision, if you know where your nose is you can put five in the ten ring.

[Blood of Tyrants]

Jeez, how stupid can you get? Everyone knows that you use a shotgun to take down flying monkeys! ;^)

[Blood of Tyrants]

Yep. She took on the good ol’ boy network and WON!

[Lady Jag]

That’s what I said, hon. No reason for a perfect sighting when you’re in a self defensive position. That’s what I teach.

I used to be able to shoot a dime off a tree at 20 yards. Now I can’t even see the end of my nose or the sights of a couple of my carry guns.

When it’s a point and shoot situation you’re not concerned with the sight OR your nose.

I thought we were socializing on a humor thread.

[infowarrior]

I too am a righty who is left eye dominant. I was a horrible shot with the M-16 when in the USAF. It kicked the brass out into my face. By the end of qualification the right side of my face was a bloody, burned mess. My scores were terrible because I was flinching to try to avoid the brass.

I was in the Army, and qualified Expert. Was the hot brass coming at you a potential problem? Sure, but I was able to just tune it out, so that there no other factors but me, and my targets. Not everyone can do this, I know, but it can be done...

the infowarrior

[infowarrior]

Mankind sees the world in stereoscopic vision, if you know where your nose is you can put five in the ten ring.

True enough, and that's how I fire handgun (right-handed, by the way.) Rifle, or shotgun, fired from the shoulder, another story, dependant on the situation,. and distance. Short range? The style of "snap shooting" I learned in the Army, more than thirty years ago. Longer range, more dilberate shot? Aimed, from prone, if available, left handed, left eye only. I do just fine with any of these three methods, each in the proper circumstance...

the infowarrior

[ASOC]

Can’t wait for the debates, Sara will break her boot off in Bidens ass....

Sara Baracuda, ask any of the pols who crossed her,and lived to tell about it.

[jonrick46]

Sarahcuda

So this aint the end -
I saw you again today
I had to turn my eyes away
Smiled like the sun -
Kisses for real
And tales - they never fail!

I’m Biden, so low in the weeds
I bet you gonna ambush me
Youd have me down down down down on my knees
Now wouldnt you, Sarahcuda?

Back over time we were all
Living for free
You met the Obamassiah and me
No right no wrong, selling a song-
A name, whisper game.

If the fake thing dont do the trick
We better make up something quick
Yo gonna burn burn burn burn us to the wick
Ooooooh, Sarahcuda?

Sell me sell you the Obamassiah said
Dive down deep down to save my neck
You...I think we got the blues too.

All that night and all the next
Swam without looking back
Made for the western pools - silly fools!

If the fake thing dont do the trick
Ya, we better make up something quick
You gonna burn burn burn burn us to the wick
Ooooooohhhh, Sarah Sarahcuda.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.

[TASMANIANRED]

I love that.

[Texas Songwriter]

I remember seeing the arm of a woman from Florida who was at the boat docks and went in for a quick dip and was hit by a 5’ barracuda. Her arm was shredded. We need a picture of Mr.Biden in such a condition.

[Little Bill]

Think of this, you are walking down a trail, and a gook pops out of a hole. How do you shoot?

The gook is 5 meters off and he is going to do your ass, where is your point of aim. Most of the situations we run into in life are not this clear cut.

Times up, the correct answer is shoot for the belly button and move up.

The are different techniques for different situations, in some situations such as Moose stew , very good tenderloin is best, left eye, right eye is good. I could be an NRA instructor for years , but in a combat situation time and intent count.

[VOA]

After Palin finishes with Biden in a debate...
Biden will be appealing for help...as in
“Make her stop!”

[Slings and Arrows]

moar funny pictures

[Lloyd227]

"How is it that the left gets half of America’s votes?"

Because nearly half the country is populated by "...pathetic single women who need the government to be their husband..." or nuetered males who've forgotten how to think (or provide) for themselves.

[BellStar]

Then, my friend, it is time to start getting around their system and talking directly to the American people.

Bingo!

She will!

[NaughtiusMaximus]

Wowie!

[connell]

Jeez, how stupid can you get? Everyone knows that you use a shotgun to take down flying monkeys! ;^)

Call me old school, but I would have more fun doing it with my bow.

[NeoCaveman]

"I'm right handed, but fire shoulder weapons left-handed, as my dominant eye is left. "

same here.

Me too, or three.

[BellStar]

Sarah Palin reveals teenage daughter is pregnant
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/us_and_americas/us_elections/article4655895.ece