Posted on 08/25/2008 9:15:11 AM PDT by Publius804
The 7 Most Retarded Ways Celebrities Have Tried to Go Green
By David Knight
With the threat of global warming looming, it's more important than ever that all of us appear to care about the environment.
Maybe no one works harder on this than celebrities, who make it a point to show up in the papers every now and then with their latest eco-friendly gesture. We would applaud them for this, if it wasn't for the fact that the gestures are often mind-blowingly retarded.
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Smaller bikinis on physically attractive women help the environment.
Less matrial means a lesser carbon footprint to produce.
Less material means a lesser carbon footprint to transport.
Smaller bikinis mean less retail storage space
of course only conservative women could pull it off because left wing women are so plain not attractive.
[ugly goes straight to the bone]
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Many times the “green” products are no different than the “former” products except for a “green” certification.
“Green” products are usually either more expensive, underpowered, less effective, less refined, or in general inferior to conventional alternatives.
Some alternatives are ok but generally way to expensive for my wallet.
I’ve found that rank and file libs really don’t care about the hypocrisy of their leaders.
They view them as the demi-gods serving the greater good by gifting us with their superior leadership who deserve to be exempt from the rules imposed on the general public.
I'm assuming you have a diesel. Otherwise it might run a mile or two but the pinging would be terrific.
it is so true exaple.
Old Soap Product = 5 oz bar
Greeny Soap Product = 3.5 oz bar and SAME PRICE AS OLD SOAP PRODUCT.
We are also paying for them to go from processed food substitution ingredients to pure sugar and lesser preservaties.
Supposedly, during the opening cartoon segment when Maggie is scanned at the supermarket, the scanner reads “NRA4U”
I’ve completely lost my train of thought. What were we talking about again?
A number of years ago we had a remote recording facility. A “green” band wanted to use it for a concert they were part of. We were going to get there, then they would provide us with solar panels to hook up to so we didn’t hurt the environment.
Only a few itsy bitsy teensy little problems.
1) We needed to drive this 40 foot semi *all* the way across the country and back when done.
2) Solar panels wouldn’t provide enough power to run the thing.
3) They didn’t want to pay for the labor to tear apart the wiring system to get the power from panels, and the following repairs, and they didn’t want to pay the transportation costs.
The bottom line was they were all hat no cattle. This was a wonderful plan as long as it didn’t affect their profit margins. We told them “no thanks”.
They view them as the demi-gods serving the greater good by gifting us with their superior leadership who deserve to be exempt from the rules imposed on the general public.
Yes! Communism writ Hollywood!
"In the unlikely event of a water landing, please locate your personal flotation devices. You can't miss them."
The stupidity of celebrities knows no bounds.
I’m lonely and single too, but I’m not a father.
You think she wouldn’t mind a younger guy?
No, I just add some lead and remove my catalytic converter, Kidding
Took me 5 minutes to notice her rather strange smile!
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