CNN BREAKING-As Of 3:11AM, It's Official-IT'S BIDEN

CNN/TCRLAF | 8-23-08 | TCRLAF

[tcrlaf]

On as we speak as breaking News, Text messages going out NOW

[CaliGirl-R]

That is now the funniest YouTube I’ve seen! Thank you for posting that. What talent. I like when the skeleton clacks his teeth in between singing. I truly laughed out loud.

Must forward to all my loved ones.

[pleikumud]

In April 2007 Biden said Bush’s surge strategy in Iraq was doomed to fail and Biden criticized General Petraeus for being too optimistic. So what does he have to say, now that the surge is a great success? Biden is clearly a member of the Party of Defeat, the DemoSocialist Party of Amerika. He is part of the problem, not the solution.

He also said that non of the other Demo candidates had a viable plan for ending the Iraq war. That would include his new boss, B. Obama.

[Shqipo]

So the Political Paparazzi foiled the text-message losers, and people were woken up at 3 AM to find out a guy with fake hair is the VP? This went down swimmingly!

[A.A. Cunningham]

Old news

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Now THAT’S funny!!

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Anyone over 40 remembers Biden as being THE most liberal, anti-gun politician of the 1980’s, only half a step above the scumbag Metzenbaum.

[khnyny]

LOL. I must be a wee bit juvenile, as I’m still chuckling.

[savedbygrace]

That’s great. Is it yours?

[pleikumud]

On September 29, 2006 Biden said he had a plan to decentralize Iraq, to divide it into 3 regions along ethnic and religious lines — a Kurdish area to the north, and the rest divided between Shia and Sunni Muslims.

This would have been a recipe for defeat in Iraq. It would have turned the country over to terrorists, giving them sanctuaries from which to train for further attacks against the United States. Biden’s plan to divide Iraq would have precluded the current success in Iraq resulting from President Bush’s surge strategy.

Biden is a member of the Party of Defeat, the DemoSocialist Party led by B. Obama. If it were up to Obama and Biden, there would have been several more terrorist attacks in the United States since 9/11/01, resulting in the destruction of our economy and freedom. Terrorists would not be on the run, they would be attacking us.

[onemiddleamerican]

I like that graphic. I may even have to find a printer in my town to make me a big magnetic sign for my vee-hicle.

LOL!

[shadowgovernment]

“It’s will be like watching Dumb and Dumber. Two arrogant boobs for the price of one. This is about as bad a pick as Obama could have made..”
>>>>>>>>>>>.........................
As I stand back and watch this election,, I must say,
dumb and dumber seems to sum up both tickets..
It is almost as if the elites are toying with the voters..
I sense, in some smoke filled back rooms in DC and NYC, gray men are laughing at the “joke” they have pulled on the voters, talk about sticks in the eyes to both parties..
If anyone thinks our elections are not rigged now, well they cannot connect the dots...both presidential candidates now appointed by the shadowgovernment elites are so obviously
unqualified in almost every way, but one..they will easily be controlled as both sides have men who have enough
baggage to have had them kicked out of government and in jail long ago IF this were a true Republic.
For our GOP and Dem supporters you must now have some small inkling that you are both being had.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Here’s all any Conservative needs to know about Joe Biden:

Special Interest Group Ratings:

NARAL: 100%
Planned Parenthood: 100%
National Right to Life: 0%
Sportsmen and Animals Alliance: 0%
The Humane Society: 100%
National Tax Limitation Committee: “F” Grade
Americans for Tax Reform: 10%
National Association of Manufacturers: 0%
ACLU: 92 - 100%
NAACP: 100%
Iranian America PAC: 100%
NEA: A+ Rating (Teacher’s Union)
League of Conservation Voters: 100%
Family Research Council: “O” Rating
Citizen’s for Global Solutions: A+ Rating
Jews for Peace in Palestine & Israel: -1%
Brady Campaign: 95-100% (Gun Grabbers)
NRA: “F” Rating
American Immigration Lawyers Association: 100%
AFL-CIO: 100% (Near 100% ratings on ALL Unions)
Center for Security Policy: 21%
Population Connection: 100% (These are the ‘Zero-Growth’ freaks)
All “End Poverty Now By Throwing Money Down a Rathole” groups: 100%

This guy is to the LEFT of Obama, if you can imagine it!

http://www.votesmart.org/issue_rating_category.php?can_id=53279

[Pravious]

” Biden is such a stupid, stupid choice. I just don’t get any of this. “

This is wonderful to wake up to! “Smilin’ Joe”... as Vice President?
What was The Messiah THINKING?! Biden is SUCH an egotistic jerk... and that, mixed with his inability to keep his mouth shut and the fact that he’s a flaming IDIOT... well... hmm... kind of sounds like Obama himself, actually.

But to alienate the Hillary supporters like this AND pick someone like Smilin’ Joe on top of it... for the first time, I’m beginning to see some hope that McCain might actually beat this pathetic team.

So, PLEASE JOHN... pick someone good for YOUR VP spot!!!

[longtermmemmory]

3am?

I suspect the 3am reason was the following:

1. Obama’s decision was made.
2. Obama was being pestered to change his decision.
3. or Obama was still trying to convince Biden to take the job and they were discussing terms for Biden to consent.
4. He needed to get it out ASAP to prevent any more interefearance.

Seriously 3 am SATURDAY?

What did he want to notice? The “just hooked up” going home crowd as the clubs close?

[Daffynition]

I have a new tagline! Genius! ROFLOL

[TomGuy]

Biden didn’t even accumulate one delegate in the Dem primaries.

He did, however, get 2,328 Iowa votes — 1% — 5th place.

Thus, Obama should be comforted that Biden could bring 2,328 votes to the ticket.

[Lurking in Kansas]

Damn! The GOP losses both Delaware & the hair plug votes.

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[longtermmemmory]

is it midnight in colorado?

If he is pandering to california, is obama scared he might lose california?

BTW: Biden is claiming responsibility for the “getting clinton into the Balkans”

BBTW: Fox and Friends are having obamagasms.

[Pravious]

“If McCain keeps the humor campaign going, it will back-fire. Now is the time to get serious.”

I disagree. In order to get serious, John McCain has to step up and take center stage... and, let’s face it, John McCain is about as inspiring as a stack of dirty dishes.

I say KEEP THE HUMOR coming, and don’t stop when the RATS whine about it. The message gets through... Obama is an egotistic jerk, with little to no experience in office, and little to no accomplishments, other than being glib and half black.

[grey_whiskers]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING!

NO more calls, please.

We have a WINNER!

(Someone please Please PLEASE make this into a T-shirt /bumper sticker).

Cheers!