Woman Attempts To Kidnap Ex-Virtual Boyfriend

CBS3 ^ | Aug 22, 2008 11:00 pm US/Eastern | CBS3

[PureSolace]

CLAYMONT, Del. (CBS 3) ― A woman wanted in the bizarrely complicated attempted kidnapping of her former virtual boyfriend has been apprehended after a multi-state search.

New Castle County Police said 33-year-old Kimberly Jernigan of North Carolina was apparently distraught after her online relationship with a 52-year-old man from Claymont, Delaware came to an end.

The pair apparently met online in "Second Life." A virtual relationship began between the victim, whose character was a Lion, and Jerrigan, whose online persona was said to be a virtual woman.

[PureSolace]

More info after the jump.

[wastedyears]

No no no

If I’m jumping, it’s off a cliff after reading this.

I’ll keep my sanity.

[Dustbunny]

Now I think I have heard everything, an 'ex-virtual boyfriend'. Unbelievable!!!

Her elevator must not reach the top floor.

[bajabaja]

I want Catherine Zeta Jones to do this to me.

I will give her my personal schedule and locations and all information necessary to meet me in online fantasy games as well.

Anybody know her fax number or email address?

[babygene]

There was a pic of her on the Drudge link.. If you saw it you would understand.

[Gondring]

Her elevator must not reach the top floor.

Definitely not...read the article...it's a lot more interesting than just the lede.

[fr_freak]

You know, maybe I’m just getting a little jaded with these psychotic scorned women, but unless the woman drove 2,000 miles in a diaper, I’m just not impressed anymore.

[GOP_Raider]

Guess it wasn’t so virtual after all...

[BunnySlippers]

She duct taped her dog!!!

[BunnySlippers]

Well, see # 9.

[pepsionice]

The curious thing is that this dude agreed to meet her in life....and then kinda figured things out. He was over 50 years old...so he must have had this Barbie image in his mind as he met her, and then decided this wasn’t going to work. She’ll do around three years in prison, but then she’ll be out. If I were this guy....I’d move to Idaho and stay out of Second Life completely. She will return to his doorstep if he isn’t careful. It would have been curious if she had been successful and actually kidnapped him and taken him down to North Carolina...I could see a movie coming out of this scenario...”Second Life, North Carolina”.

[Slings and Arrows]

It's the poor dog that I feel sorry for.

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[GOP_Raider]

If I were this guy....I’d move to Idaho

Hey, hey, hey, keep your wackos in your own damn state! We have enough of them here as it is...

/s

[bajabaja]

Is there a gallery of those “improved and corrected motivational” photos?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver?

It is The Far Side meets the in flight magazine inspirational photos section.

Good, good work.

[Slings and Arrows]

http://www.demotivators.com/

[bajabaja]

Thank you for the demotivators link, I am celebrating what happened today (Biden and the Messia-uhhs falling polls) so it is good to laugh again. We have a chance. Let’s go find a way to mess it up anyway.

[Slings and Arrows]

That’s the Demotivator spirit!

[Lockbar]

She isn't an astronaut, perhaps?

[proudofthesouth]

John Hannah, Fred Ward, James Remar - Come get me! I’m YOURS!

[Tax-chick]

Hey, I want Fred Ward!