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Religious Man Eaten After Trying to Receive Blessing From Crocodile
Fox News ^ | Friday, August 22, 2008

Posted on 08/22/2008 8:51:20 AM PDT by Joiseydude

Bangladesh police say a crocodile killed and ate a 25-year-old after he waded into a pond next to a shrine in an attempt to receive the animal

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To: Joiseydude

Must have been a Pentacostal who couldn’t read. It says, “...handle snakes and drink poison...” not crocodiles.


41 posted on 08/22/2008 9:13:24 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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To: ConservaTexan
Who knew that alligator’s blessed their food before they eat?????

snort! time for a new keyboard!

42 posted on 08/22/2008 9:14:26 AM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: weegee

“Did the Addams Family take Thing to the zoo?”

LOL, apparently! Bunnyslippers and Joisey, thanks for the lunchtime pics! ;)


43 posted on 08/22/2008 9:15:42 AM PDT by Melinda
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To: Joiseydude

See you later, alligator.

I know, it was a crocodile but I can’t think of a rhyme for that.


44 posted on 08/22/2008 9:15:58 AM PDT by seowulf (Discipline knows no emotion and frequently runs counter to the whims of panic or elation.)
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To: Joiseydude

Darwin Award?


45 posted on 08/22/2008 9:17:13 AM PDT by Sig Sauer P220
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To: Joiseydude
Croc: "Hey, any of you tourists got a toothpick?"


46 posted on 08/22/2008 9:18:30 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Why is everybody always pickin' on me)
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To: Melinda
Bunnyslippers and Joisey, thanks for the lunchtime pics! ;)

No problem, glad I could help out.

47 posted on 08/22/2008 9:19:24 AM PDT by Joiseydude
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To: seowulf

“See you later, alligator.”

After while, Crocodile.


48 posted on 08/22/2008 9:19:48 AM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Why is everybody always pickin' on me)
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To: Vigilanteman

“the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods”

The friend was a clown. He tasted `funny’.

Over the teeth, across the gums,
Look out tummy—here he comes!


49 posted on 08/22/2008 9:21:39 AM PDT by tumblindice
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To: Turret Gunner A20

Fur Shur here’s one we will never see here!


50 posted on 08/22/2008 9:23:00 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Joiseydude
This is a very unusual incident.

Because very few people are that stupid.

51 posted on 08/22/2008 9:24:24 AM PDT by Mad Dawg (Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
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To: Joiseydude
he waded into a pond next to a shrine in an attempt to receive the animal’s blessing.

I sure wish this reporter would do his job. He never says if the fella ever received his blessing or not. Sheesh.

52 posted on 08/22/2008 9:25:21 AM PDT by Flycatcher (Strong copy for a strong America)
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To: retrokitten

Crocs can live on a handful of large critters a year. Of course they’re usually NOT unfriendly. Just sometimes.


53 posted on 08/22/2008 9:25:28 AM PDT by muawiyah
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To: Joiseydude

Darted too late


54 posted on 08/22/2008 9:27:16 AM PDT by SMARTY ('At some point you get tired of swatting flies, and you have to go for the manure heap' Gen. LeMay)
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To: UCANSEE2
After while, Crocodile.

Doh...I was so close.

55 posted on 08/22/2008 9:28:30 AM PDT by seowulf (Discipline knows no emotion and frequently runs counter to the whims of panic or elation.)
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To: BunnySlippers

Ya got something stuck in your teeth.


56 posted on 08/22/2008 9:29:09 AM PDT by LearsFool ("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
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To: Joiseydude

57 posted on 08/22/2008 9:29:09 AM PDT by Snickering Hound
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To: Joiseydude

crowd around pond :”Body of Man”

croc :”Amen”


58 posted on 08/22/2008 9:32:23 AM PDT by daku (Obama has experience pouring out of those big ears of his.)
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To: Joiseydude

“Nope...no blessing for YOU!”

Guy musta been really bad for his god to just smack him down like that....


59 posted on 08/22/2008 9:34:35 AM PDT by Adder (typical bitter white person)
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To: Vigilanteman

*groan*

This young couple was honeymooning in Africa.

They were sitting under a tree, he was reading a tour guide and she was writing in her diary.

A lion came along and ate him.

His friends asked why he didn’t eat her, simple, he says:

Writers cramp, Reader’s Digest...


60 posted on 08/22/2008 9:35:14 AM PDT by null and void (Libation Theology - I believe I'll have another drink...)
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