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Religious Man Eaten After Trying to Receive Blessing From Crocodile
Fox News ^
| Friday, August 22, 2008
Posted on 08/22/2008 8:51:20 AM PDT by Joiseydude
Bangladesh police say a crocodile killed and ate a 25-year-old after he waded into a pond next to a shrine in an attempt to receive the animal
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To: Joiseydude
Must have been a Pentacostal who couldn’t read. It says, “...handle snakes and drink poison...” not crocodiles.
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:13:24 AM PDT
by
OpusatFR
To: ConservaTexan
Who knew that alligators blessed their food before they eat????? snort! time for a new keyboard!
42
posted on
08/22/2008 9:14:26 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: weegee
“Did the Addams Family take Thing to the zoo?”
LOL, apparently! Bunnyslippers and Joisey, thanks for the lunchtime pics! ;)
43
posted on
08/22/2008 9:15:42 AM PDT
by
Melinda
To: Joiseydude
See you later, alligator.
I know, it was a crocodile but I can’t think of a rhyme for that.
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:15:58 AM PDT
by
seowulf
(Discipline knows no emotion and frequently runs counter to the whims of panic or elation.)
To: Joiseydude
To: Joiseydude
Croc: "Hey, any of you tourists got a toothpick?"
46
posted on
08/22/2008 9:18:30 AM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Why is everybody always pickin' on me)
To: Melinda
Bunnyslippers and Joisey, thanks for the lunchtime pics! ;)No problem, glad I could help out.
To: seowulf
“See you later, alligator.”
After while, Crocodile.
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:19:48 AM PDT
by
UCANSEE2
(Why is everybody always pickin' on me)
To: Vigilanteman
“the cannibal who passed his friend in the woods”
The friend was a clown. He tasted `funny’.
Over the teeth, across the gums,
Look out tummy—here he comes!
To: Turret Gunner A20
Fur Shur here’s one we will never see here!
50
posted on
08/22/2008 9:23:00 AM PDT
by
muawiyah
To: Joiseydude
This is a very unusual incident. Because very few people are that stupid.
51
posted on
08/22/2008 9:24:24 AM PDT
by
Mad Dawg
(Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee.)
To: Joiseydude
he waded into a pond next to a shrine in an attempt to receive the animals blessing. I sure wish this reporter would do his job. He never says if the fella ever received his blessing or not. Sheesh.
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:25:21 AM PDT
by
Flycatcher
(Strong copy for a strong America)
To: retrokitten
Crocs can live on a handful of large critters a year. Of course they’re usually NOT unfriendly. Just sometimes.
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:25:28 AM PDT
by
muawiyah
To: Joiseydude
54
posted on
08/22/2008 9:27:16 AM PDT
by
SMARTY
('At some point you get tired of swatting flies, and you have to go for the manure heap' Gen. LeMay)
To: UCANSEE2
After while, Crocodile. Doh...I was so close.
55
posted on
08/22/2008 9:28:30 AM PDT
by
seowulf
(Discipline knows no emotion and frequently runs counter to the whims of panic or elation.)
To: BunnySlippers
Ya got something stuck in your teeth.
56
posted on
08/22/2008 9:29:09 AM PDT
by
LearsFool
("Thou shouldst not have been old, till thou hadst been wise.")
To: Joiseydude
To: Joiseydude
crowd around pond :”Body of Man”
croc :”Amen”
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:32:23 AM PDT
by
daku
(Obama has experience pouring out of those big ears of his.)
To: Joiseydude
“Nope...no blessing for YOU!”
Guy musta been really bad for his god to just smack him down like that....
59
posted on
08/22/2008 9:34:35 AM PDT
by
Adder
(typical bitter white person)
To: Vigilanteman
*groan*
This young couple was honeymooning in Africa.
They were sitting under a tree, he was reading a tour guide and she was writing in her diary.
A lion came along and ate him.
His friends asked why he didn’t eat her, simple, he says:
Writers cramp, Reader’s Digest...
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:35:14 AM PDT
by
null and void
(Libation Theology - I believe I'll have another drink...)
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