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Religious Man Eaten After Trying to Receive Blessing From Crocodile
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| Friday, August 22, 2008
Posted on 08/22/2008 8:51:20 AM PDT by Joiseydude
Bangladesh police say a crocodile killed and ate a 25-year-old after he waded into a pond next to a shrine in an attempt to receive the animal
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To: Joiseydude
Don’t ever smile at a crocodile..........
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:52:26 AM PDT
by
MBB1984
To: Joiseydude
Who knew that alligator’s blessed their food before they eat?????
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:53:51 AM PDT
by
ConservaTexan
(February 6, 1911)
To: Joiseydude
The Crocs: “Yummy yummy yummy I got Muzzie in my tummy and I feel like eatin’ you”
To: Joiseydude
Kind of sounds like the croc gave him the old “rub-a-dub-dub three cheers for the grub” blessing.
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:54:41 AM PDT
by
EggsAckley
( "the difference between Obama and Osama is just a little b.s.")
To: MBB1984
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:54:54 AM PDT
by
BunnySlippers
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Joiseydude
Darwin Award nomination anyone?
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:55:19 AM PDT
by
frithguild
(We have found a tumor beneath the penumbra - is there a surgeon in the Court?)
To: Joiseydude
"Bangladesh police say a crocodile killed and ate a 25-year-old after he waded into a pond next to a shrine in an attempt to receive the animal’s blessing." "Father, bless this meal you have set before us..."
"Normally, the crocodiles are very friendly and do not harm people."
And smallpox will do miracles for your complexion.
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:55:38 AM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joiseydude
Darwin Award winner! He’s crocodile kibble.
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:56:08 AM PDT
by
95 Bravo
("Freedom is not free.")
To: Joiseydude
“This is a very unusual incident. Normally, crocodiles are very friendly and do not harm people.’’
Someone needs to put the Brownies and crack pipe down. Sounds like a bunch of Crock to me
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:57:18 AM PDT
by
jmpmstr4u2
(43 muscles to frown, 7 to smile and 4 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and tired of smiling.)
To: Joiseydude
Religious Stupid Man Eaten After Trying to Receive Blessing From Crocodile there, fixed the title.
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:57:31 AM PDT
by
pipecorp
To: Joiseydude
“Normally the crocodiles are very friendly...”
Well this one must have been pretty upset about something.
Must have been that prayer.
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:57:37 AM PDT
by
RexBeach
To: Joiseydude
Crocodile blessing.....
Oh Lord, bless this food we are about to consume. Amen
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:58:23 AM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Joiseydude
God always answers prayer, and sometimes the answer is “NO.”
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:59:02 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
To: Joiseydude
Thanks for posting! -
I was just about to ask blessings from a black scorpio by sticking my hand in the cage and fondling it.
You may have saved my life, and I will change my religion. Scientology may not be that bad as they say after all.
To: Joiseydude
And the alligator chorus sang, “Praise God from whom all dinners flow ...”
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posted on
08/22/2008 8:59:14 AM PDT
by
NonValueAdded
(Rest In Peace, Capt. Ed "Too Tall" Freeman (1928-2008))
To: RexBeach
Well this one must have been pretty upset about something.Heard the croc wasn't too pleased about the choice of Chet Edwards for VP.
To: Joiseydude
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:00:37 AM PDT
by
PubliusMM
(RKBA; a matter of fact, not opinion)
To: Joiseydude
O holy crocodile, if I feed you my friends will you promise to eat me last?
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posted on
08/22/2008 9:01:39 AM PDT
by
Alouette
(Vicious Babushka)
To: Joiseydude
Note to self: remember to remove the crocodiles before getting in the pool.
Who knew?
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