That's going to leave a stain on the carpet. Don't expect to get the security deposit back.
1 posted on
07/14/2008 1:37:21 PM PDT by
r_barton
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To: r_barton
When Power-Tooled Taliban Attack!
2 posted on
07/14/2008 1:38:42 PM PDT by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: r_barton
To pull that one off he would have needed a strong follow through.
3 posted on
07/14/2008 1:38:45 PM PDT by
AU72
To: r_barton
Now THAT’S self-control. I don’t think I could have made it past the first layer of skin before I freaked.
4 posted on
07/14/2008 1:39:32 PM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(God bless you Tony Snow.)
To: r_barton
How does one cut one’s own head off with a chain saw?
5 posted on
07/14/2008 1:39:32 PM PDT by
DocRock
(All they that TAKE the sword shall perish with the sword. Matthew 26:52 Gun grabbers beware.)
To: r_barton
Reminds me of a scene in a hilarious book called, “Boy Wonder”.
6 posted on
07/14/2008 1:39:57 PM PDT by
Lx
((Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.))
To: r_barton
Got to give the man kudos for keeping his finger on the trigger until the job was finished.
9 posted on
07/14/2008 1:40:28 PM PDT by
Normal4me
To: r_barton
I imagine the pantywaists in the UK Parliament will now be screaming for chainsaws to be banned.
11 posted on
07/14/2008 1:40:54 PM PDT by
PeterFinn
("I will stand with the Muslims" - Barack Hussein Obama)
To: r_barton
Some folks just don’t want to leave their home. Sad story. May he rest in peace.
13 posted on
07/14/2008 1:41:58 PM PDT by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: r_barton
Poulan.
Don't leave home without it.
14 posted on
07/14/2008 1:45:06 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: r_barton
Hopefully his action didn’t clog the title chain.
15 posted on
07/14/2008 1:45:15 PM PDT by
Unlikely Hero
("Time is a wonderful teacher; unfortunately, it kills all its pupils." --Berlioz)
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17 posted on
07/14/2008 1:46:22 PM PDT by
edpc
(Tagline Currently Under Construction)
To: r_barton
Arkancide, he had to refill the gas tank when the job
was half done!
18 posted on
07/14/2008 1:46:48 PM PDT by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(Remember the Alamo, Goliad and WACO, It is Time for a new San Jacinto!)
To: r_barton
Golly - what ever happened to merely laying down in the mud in front of the bulldozer until your strangely named best buddy persuaded you to join him for a pint?
19 posted on
07/14/2008 1:48:03 PM PDT by
Hegemony Cricket
(Vigilantism will arise where the justice system is viewed as overly lenient and/or ineffective.)
To: r_barton
So sad, if he hadn’t lost his head he might have been able to work something out with the developers.
21 posted on
07/14/2008 1:48:41 PM PDT by
AxelPaulsenJr
(300 Million People Going Bust Over High Gasoline Prices and Hussein Obama Wants to Hug Trees.)
To: r_barton
That’s quite a feat. They should embalm his head and display it outside the local Stihl dealership.
22 posted on
07/14/2008 1:49:01 PM PDT by
lesser_satan
(Cthulu '08! Why vote for the lesser evil?)
To: r_barton
I wonder if he shot himself in the back of the head a few times before he fired up the chainsaw?
23 posted on
07/14/2008 1:50:52 PM PDT by
fso301
To: r_barton
Detectives were today investigating the possibility that the 58-year-old killed himself rather than leave his home of eight years.
Proves that the Brits are better at writing mystery novels a la Conan Doyle or Agatha Christie than actually solving real life cases. Clearly the man had mental issues completely unrelated to his domicile status.
24 posted on
07/14/2008 1:51:03 PM PDT by
FORTRUTHONLY
(Easy as 3.14159265358979323846...)
To: r_barton
An inquest is now being carried out into the exact cause of death and what had happened to Mr Phyall, described as ‘vulnerable’, beforehand.I am not medical examiner, but I play one on Free Republic. The cause of death is 'complete transaction of the neck' and a 'chainsaw wound to the neck'.
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29 posted on
07/14/2008 1:55:49 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
To: r_barton
About 20 years ago in Phoenix a guy did something similar with a circular saw in a pawnshop; I don’t think he actually cut his head off, but he did not survive the adventure.
35 posted on
07/14/2008 2:02:35 PM PDT by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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