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Fighting Terrorist "The American way"
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Posted on 07/13/2008 1:57:41 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes

Sounds like a plan to me.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: joke; thisisajoke; vanity
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

1 posted on 07/13/2008 1:57:41 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes
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To: silentreignofheroes

If you’re looking for terrorists; that’s not a good plan.

Jihadis may be heavy into spewing radical islamic doctrine; but visit some of these jihad sites and don’t be surprised when one finds the porn link(s) are there.

How many raids on the enemy are documented where alcohol and/or drugs are found?

It’s not uncommon.

Global jihad — another day.


2 posted on 07/13/2008 2:05:05 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: Cindy

It is a joke.


3 posted on 07/13/2008 2:06:39 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes (Old Dogs and Children,and Watermelon Wine.)
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To: silentreignofheroes

Oh, sorry...I thought you were serious.


4 posted on 07/13/2008 2:08:57 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: Cindy

Cindy that’s even better,LOL.

Just had enough reading doom and gloom for awhile.


5 posted on 07/13/2008 2:12:13 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes (Old Dogs and Children,and Watermelon Wine.)
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To: silentreignofheroes

No one likes doom and gloom and I don’t like that endless stuff either.

Terrorism though is dark and pure evil — so I guess I just can’t find it funny.

That said, Iowa Hawk did make me laugh this week.

Anyway, a blessed Sunday to you.


6 posted on 07/13/2008 2:15:33 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: Cindy

Good enough.


7 posted on 07/13/2008 2:18:13 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes (Old Dogs and Children,and Watermelon Wine.)
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To: silentreignofheroes

Sounds like a plan...


8 posted on 07/13/2008 2:37:59 PM PDT by NCjim (The more I use Windows, the more I love UNIX)
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To: silentreignofheroes

Oh heck! One look at my tired old naked body would make all the good red-blooded AMERICAN males commit suicide! So, I think I’ll do my country a favor and pass! LOLOL!!


9 posted on 07/13/2008 2:41:52 PM PDT by sneakers (Liberty is the answer to the human condition.)
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To: sneakers

Never was much of an activists.Guess I’ll just go fishin’.


10 posted on 07/13/2008 2:47:27 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes (Old Dogs and Children,and Watermelon Wine.)
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To: silentreignofheroes

The sight of drunken Dynachrome in a speedo....

That’ll cause a few of ‘em to blow themselves up!


11 posted on 07/13/2008 3:09:09 PM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: dynachrome

Ther are alot of ways to fight this battle,


12 posted on 07/13/2008 3:11:55 PM PDT by silentreignofheroes (Old Dogs and Children,and Watermelon Wine.)
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To: silentreignofheroes
I would be willing to join in on the walkabout even though I am alleged to be of the male sex.

I will go to a costume shop and get a set of bouncy boobs and a long blond wig.

I do have a problem! That's OK because "it ain't no big thang".

13 posted on 07/13/2008 3:52:44 PM PDT by CHEE (Stink, Steam and All)
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