[silentreignofheroes]

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

[Cindy]

If you’re looking for terrorists; that’s not a good plan.

Jihadis may be heavy into spewing radical islamic doctrine; but visit some of these jihad sites and don’t be surprised when one finds the porn link(s) are there.

How many raids on the enemy are documented where alcohol and/or drugs are found?

It’s not uncommon.

Global jihad — another day.

[NCjim]

Sounds like a plan...

[sneakers]

Oh heck! One look at my tired old naked body would make all the good red-blooded AMERICAN males commit suicide! So, I think I’ll do my country a favor and pass! LOLOL!!

[dynachrome]

The sight of drunken Dynachrome in a speedo....

That’ll cause a few of ‘em to blow themselves up!

[CHEE]

I would be willing to join in on the walkabout even though I am alleged to be of the male sex.

I will go to a costume shop and get a set of bouncy boobs and a long blond wig.

I do have a problem! That's OK because "it ain't no big thang".