Gordon Brown pledges new measures on knife crime after four die in 24 hours

Telegraph ^ | 11/07/2008

[george76]

Gordon Brown said the attacks were "shocking and tragic" as he also promised the first ever "cross-government youth crime plan" would be published later next week.

A teenager was among four victims of separate fatal stabbings which took place in London over the past day, as a fifth man fights for life.

[george76]

Ban all knives.

/s

.

[the invisib1e hand]

Gordon Brown pledges new measures on __________ crime after four die in 24 hours

Boilerplate.

[GOPGuide]

First, they came for the KFC plastic sporks...

[muawiyah]

If they had more responsible, law abiding, armed men about this would not happen so frequently. The Brits have disarmed themselves on behalf of the barbarians in their country and now they will pay the price.

[SECURE AMERICA]

When guns are outlawed only criminals will have knives.
Or something like that.........

[Puppage]

the KFC plastic sporks...

What a marvelous invention, the spork

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Keep flailing around Gordo, you’ll keep doing nothing of substance, people will keep dying and the civilized world will continue to laugh at you for the fool you are.

Ban everything including hard looks and impure thoughts and you’ll just make the people even larger soft targets for hardened criminals.

Idiot!

[Biblebelter]

Gordon Brown is a causcasian Barry clone.

[mylife]

Apparently Jesse Jackson has already got to Gordon

[GOPGuide]

“What a marvelous invention, the spork”

Enjoy it before it’s banned.

[Diogenesis]

Apparently, the West will ONLY survive with a civil war against its pu$$y proIslamonazi leaders.

[ken21]

if only all knives were illegal,

then everyone would be safe.

no?

/s

[OldNavyVet]

I looks like British dualists soon won’t be able to use knives.

[Roccus]

I’m stealin’ that!

[Brilliant]

Hey Gordon, why don’t you just put the criminals in jail where they belong?

[American Quilter]

James Clavell had a great line about this in his novel “Hong Kong”. A Hong Kong Brit was explaining to an American visitor that no guns are allowed on Hong Kong, on pain of immediate deportation without hope of appeal. He said (I’m paraphrasing) it didn’t slow the Chinese down, though—hey handled their disputes with knives, chains, fighting irons, poison, and anonymous calls to the police.

[Paladin2]

Next they’ll have to outlaw cricket bats, wouldn’t be cricket, you know.

[Billthedrill]

What a marvelous invention, the spork.

Anything can be abused. Criminals are now using this concealable assault spork to commit spork violence.

[FlingWingFlyer]

They can have my steak knife when they pry it from my greasy, A-1 Steak Sauce splattered fingers!

[conservativeharleyguy]

"...Gordon Brown pledges new measures on __________ crime after four die in 24 hours...".

Gordon Brown pledges new measures on sharp stick crime after four die in 24 hours!

Gordon Brown pledges new measures on blunt stick crime after four die in 24 hours!

Gordon Brown pledges new measures on brick crime after four die in 24 hours!

and on ..... and on ..... and on..... and.....

Hey Gordon, the knife's just an implement, a tool. The criminal is the weapon.