[george76]

Ban all knives.

/s

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[the invisib1e hand]

Gordon Brown pledges new measures on __________ crime after four die in 24 hours

Boilerplate.

[GOPGuide]

First, they came for the KFC plastic sporks...

[SECURE AMERICA]

When guns are outlawed only criminals will have knives.
Or something like that.........

[Dr.Zoidberg]

Keep flailing around Gordo, you’ll keep doing nothing of substance, people will keep dying and the civilized world will continue to laugh at you for the fool you are.

Ban everything including hard looks and impure thoughts and you’ll just make the people even larger soft targets for hardened criminals.

Idiot!

[Biblebelter]

Gordon Brown is a causcasian Barry clone.

[mylife]

Apparently Jesse Jackson has already got to Gordon

[Diogenesis]

Apparently, the West will ONLY survive with a civil war against its pu$$y proIslamonazi leaders.

[ken21]

if only all knives were illegal,

then everyone would be safe.

no?

/s

[OldNavyVet]

I looks like British dualists soon won’t be able to use knives.

[Brilliant]

Hey Gordon, why don’t you just put the criminals in jail where they belong?

[FlingWingFlyer]

They can have my steak knife when they pry it from my greasy, A-1 Steak Sauce splattered fingers!

[conservativeharleyguy]

"...Gordon Brown pledges new measures on __________ crime after four die in 24 hours...".

Gordon Brown pledges new measures on sharp stick crime after four die in 24 hours!

Gordon Brown pledges new measures on blunt stick crime after four die in 24 hours!

Gordon Brown pledges new measures on brick crime after four die in 24 hours!

and on ..... and on ..... and on..... and.....

Hey Gordon, the knife's just an implement, a tool. The criminal is the weapon.

[Mark]

he also promised the first ever "cross-government youth crime plan"

Wow! That sounds really cool...............To a weeny LIBERAL.

[Alouette]

When will we hear about “fork crime” and “spoon crime”?

[riverrunner]

I guess they have no grinders or files there.

I guess they have no hard thick plastic or plate glass and tape there.

I guess they have no hard wood that is capable of being formed and sharpened.

Just plain idiots.

[TigersEye]

Does Britain

[Chode]

Right!!! Well then... henceforth, all things sharp will be banned, and all things pointy shall also be banned, and anything that is sharp AND pointy is right out!!!

Also, things that are blunt are banned, and things that are heavy are banned, and things that are blunt AND heavy are RIGHT OUT AS WELL!!!

Well, lets see... that about cover it then???

[Conservative Vermont Vet]

Hey Gordo, how about a 24 hour waiting period to purchase a knife?

Then you could consider that all knives be "registered?" I'm sure this would make all the chefs happy. Of course what about the average Brit who needs a sharp knife to cut his bangers with?

Then if push comes to shove, I would suggest "knife locks" or at the very least, knives should be "disassembled" (you know, have a requirement whereby the handle and blade be manufactured separately) especially when there are little crumb crunchers nearby who might have access to these dangerous weapons.

If all else fails, simply ban all knives altogether. As bad as English food is, no one would even notice!!!

[MediaMole]

Lock up real criminals and stop prosecuting people who defend themselves from thugs.

Just this week, there was an article about the UK reducing penalties for burglary. It’s all related. Today’s burglar is tomorrow’s murderer.

[Americanwolf]

Said it before will say it again..... an ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY....

During WW2 the Japanese stated they never wanted to attack the American mainland because they knew there was a gun “behind every blade of grass”...

The knew it would have been a fatal decison to attack a well arm private citizenry.... hence the same reason I don’t think we have seen a rash of sucide bombing here yet....