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French man with two asses surprises Swedish officials
The Local ^ | June 30, 2008 | David Landes

Posted on 07/01/2008 9:02:51 AM PDT by Schnucki

Customs officials in Gothenburg were at a loss as to how to deal with Jacques Abdelaziz and his two four-legged pack animals when the trio wandered off a ferry boat from Denmark on Sunday afternoon.

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Abdelaziz, who hails from Brittany in northwestern France, has been wandering around Europe for the past two months with his two donkeys, Nounou and Toutoune, according to the Göteborg-Posten (GP) newspaper.

And the journey had been going smoothly, if not slowly, until the pilgrims landed on Swedish shores, whereupon they were met by requests for permits and paperwork.

“I had thought about just going to Stockholm and then heading back but now I’m not sure what’s going to happen. All they care about are documents,” Abdelaziz said to GP as he nodded toward the customs checkpoint.

While customs officials weren’t unsympathetic to the Frenchman’s plight, they explained that he lacked important documents required by Sweden’s Board of Agriculture, including a veterinary examination costing €250 ($395), a sum which Abdelaziz wasn’t prepared to pay.

The whole incident left the animal’s owner feeling frustrated, regretting his decision to come to Sweden.

“If the boat had still been here I would have probably gone back to Denmark at once,” he said.

After much deliberating, port officials remained stumped as to the precise set of rules governing the temporary import of two asses to Sweden from another EU member state.

“Who was it who said that we had common EU rules?” said one, according to GP.

“Where are the voluntary powers in society which can arrange a roof over one’s head and a spot of grass?” asked another.

Finally, harbour personnel decided to take up a collection to pay for the donkeys' veterinary examination in hopes that the wandering Frenchman would overlook the bureaucratic snafu.

“We couldn’t just send him back to Denmark. It’s actually a little shameful, there’s nothing human behind this. That’s just the way it is when everything hinges on a bunch of paper,” said a harbour worker who wished to remain anonymous.

The vet arrived, Nounou and Toutoune passed with flying colours, the trio was once again on its way.

By Monday Abdelaziz was heading east towards Borås, traveling about 30 kilometres a day.

“Every day I start a new life,” he quipped to GP.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Travel
KEYWORDS: asses; french
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1 posted on 07/01/2008 9:02:52 AM PDT by Schnucki
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To: Schnucki

I hereby nominate this as Headline Of The Week.


2 posted on 07/01/2008 9:03:58 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (This tagline is completely naked - STOP STARING!)
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Oops, didn't see the three links before the second paragraph. :(

Too bad we can't edit.

3 posted on 07/01/2008 9:04:09 AM PDT by Schnucki
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To: reagan_fanatic

He was on his way to work for the circus.


4 posted on 07/01/2008 9:05:21 AM PDT by webheart
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To: Schnucki; EveningStar

Friend of Dr. Mephisto?


5 posted on 07/01/2008 9:05:35 AM PDT by Clemenza (Friggin in the Riggin...Friggin in the Riggin)
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To: Schnucki

I bet this guy would be really popular in San Fransico.


6 posted on 07/01/2008 9:05:43 AM PDT by TheThirdRuffian (McCain is the best candidate of the Democrat party.)
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To: Schnucki
Abdelaziz, who hails from Brittany in northwestern France, has been wandering around Europe for the past two months with his two donkeys...

Future Obama voters?

7 posted on 07/01/2008 9:06:37 AM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("Facts are stubborn things." –Ronald Reagan)
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To: Schnucki; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Darksheare; pissant; najida; r-q-tek86; blackie; Rightly Biased; ..

Gotta Love A Good Headline...PING!!!


8 posted on 07/01/2008 9:06:40 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: EveningStar

Dr. Mephisto ping!


9 posted on 07/01/2008 9:06:47 AM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: Schnucki
Monty Python's "A Man With Three Buttocks"
10 posted on 07/01/2008 9:07:00 AM PDT by Dumpster Baby ( They told me that using the download page to download something was not something they anticipated)
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To: Schnucki

That headline cracked me up.


11 posted on 07/01/2008 9:07:20 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: reagan_fanatic
I hereby nominate this as Headline Of The Week.

I predict this thread will go downhill in a big hurry.

12 posted on 07/01/2008 9:07:34 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: Clemenza

Whoops. maybe I oughtta read all the posts.


13 posted on 07/01/2008 9:07:49 AM PDT by dynachrome (Henry Bowman is right)
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To: Schnucki

> French man with two asses surprises Swedish officials

HEY, NO FAIR! I clicked this thread expecting one thing, and got another thing entirely! I want my money back!

(Huzzah! that’s gotta be Headline of the Month!)


14 posted on 07/01/2008 9:08:07 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: Arrowhead1952
"I predict this thread will go downhill in a big hurry."

You know some FReeper is going to make an ass of themselves with this topic. ;o)

15 posted on 07/01/2008 9:09:20 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Some days it is not worth chewing through the restraints.)
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To: reagan_fanatic

How about: “Donkey Boy does Switzerland”


16 posted on 07/01/2008 9:09:29 AM PDT by devane617 (we are so screwed)
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To: Schnucki

17 posted on 07/01/2008 9:11:06 AM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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To: Schnucki
Mmmmm. Yes. Quite fascinating, indeed.


18 posted on 07/01/2008 9:11:30 AM PDT by gdani (Polls show half the country can't name the Vice President.......)
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To: Schnucki

OK...you got me. I was having a very hard time picturing this guy.


19 posted on 07/01/2008 9:12:16 AM PDT by pgkdan (Tolerance is the virtue of the man without convictions - G.K. Chesterton)
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To: Schnucki
French man with two asses surprises Swedish officials
John F'n "I served in Viet Nam" Kerry???
20 posted on 07/01/2008 9:12:16 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (If you aren't "advancing" your arguments,your losing "the battle of Ideas"...libs,hates the facts 8^)
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