Posted on 06/11/2008 3:46:47 PM PDT by LibWhacker
A man was handcuffed, arrested and dragged before a court after falling off the settee with laughter while watching Have I Got News For You.
Christopher Cocker, 36, was enjoying the BBC1 show when a joke made by panellist Paul Merton had him doubled up with laughter.
He collapsed on the floor - but the thud startled his downstairs neighbour who, believing he had collapsed, called police.
Officers arrived and said Cocker was initially co-operative but became 'aggressive' when they asked his name and tried to shut his front door.
He was eventually disabled with parva spray through the gap and arrested.
Jonathan Taylor, defending, said: 'The officer accepts in his statement that he struck my client and then sprayed him again.
'He was handcuffed and unceremoniously thrown into the back of a police van. When he ended up in a police cell he was asking himself how all this had happened.'
Mr Taylor told Blackburn Magistrates' Court, Lancs., said that having informed the police he was the only one in the flat and he was fine, his client could not understand why they wanted his details.
'With hindsight he should just have told the police what they wanted to know and they would have gone on their way,' said Mr Taylor.
Cocker, of Blackburn, Lancs., pleaded guilty to resisting a police officer and was given a conditional discharge for six months following the incident on May 20.
A charge of assaulting PC Michael Davies was withdrawn.
Speaking after the hearing, Cocker said he had been in his flat minding his own business.
He said: 'I can't believe it - I was thrown in the back of a police van before being stripped naked and put in a cell.
'I was handcuffed behind my back and my ankles bound with plastic ties before six of them carried me to the van.
''It was something Paul Merton said and I remember falling of the settee, I didn't think it would end up in court.
'I hadn't had a drink or anything, I was just watching TV and all this happened. Paul Merton is one of my favourites. He's really funny.'
Prosecutor Alex Mann said the police went to ensure everything was all right and spoke to Cocker who was 'co-operative and relaxed' and he assured the officers everything was fine.
'He only became worked up when the police asked for his details,' said Mrs Mann.
'The police tried to explain they just needed the name for the report but he became aggressive and started swearing at the officer.'
After the hearing Joan Codling, 57, who lives in the flat below and made the call to police, said she contacted officers after being concerned that he may have fallen ill.
She said: 'I was worried in case he was having an epileptic fit. There was a lot of noise and I didn't know what to do so I called the police.'
A police spokesman said Cocker became 'aggressive' towards the officers who feared for their own safety.
The spokesman said: 'Parva spray was used to stop any confrontation and was necessary to protect the officers and any members of the public who were around at the time.
'Within the circumstances, we feel we used reasonable force.'
They woulda haved to taze me after “Buckwheat Sings” or “Bass-o-matic!”
Yeah, and my attorney will ask for a "reasonable" settlement. How does 10 million grab ya?
Get this, Brit have to pay for a license to have a TV!
coming to a city near you............
Oh my goodness, “Too Much Fun” will someday be an LE charge...........
If I were in England I would have been tazed over and over from the best episodes of Abs Fab and Red Dwarf.
/johnny
Forty years of gradually giving up your freedoms for the good of all.
I continue to marvel at the foresight of my ancestors.
I almost went to the emergency room over the RD episode where time flows backward and Cat takes a dump in the bushes at the end.
Don’t worry United Kingdom, things will get better after the muslims take over.
Good thing I wasn’t watching Benny Hill over there.
Yet another example of yesterday’s fry cook’s being today’s jack-booted Barney’s.
I fell off the chair laughing at this. Wait, there’s someone at the door……
The bloke probably thought he was living in a free country. He learned the truth, didn't he?
It didn’t occur to the neighbor to pop upstairs and knock on the door to make sure everything was OK? She suspected an emergency, not a criminal act.
Thats pretty much a given as they cannot get much worse.
Get into a discussion of FR with the Law and Order crowd and they will tell you exactly that: Give up your freedoms for the good of all”. I say tar and feather the judges, the city council, the courts, and let the police do good police work.
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