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Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate
ExurbanLeague.com ^ | June 9, 2008 | Exurban Jon

Posted on 06/09/2008 5:44:28 PM PDT by inkling

Here's an odd Obama controversy I hadn't yet heard about. Apparently, the Lamb of Chicago has not released his Hawaii birth certificate despite several media requests. Jim Geraghty thinks it would end several persistent rumors concerning his birth.

Although Geraghty makes some good points, Exurban League's research interns have uncovered several reasons Obama is keeping it under wraps.

Top Ten Reasons Obama Won't Release His Birth Certificate

10. Despite the claims of his supporters, it was not technically a virgin birth.

9. Full name is Ayatollah Mubarack Hussein Obama-Khomeni bin Laden.

8. Actual birth date would reveal he's a Virgo, and those people are %#&*@! CRAZY.

7. Accidentally shredded it while going through his Rezko mortgage records.

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: 2008; betterthanletterman; issues; obama; obamassiah
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To: txflake
Thanks.

It sure would be nice to be able to substantiate all of this.

If Hillary! has only suspended her campaign (?) then maybe she's more shrewed than given credit for...

121 posted on 06/09/2008 9:00:21 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: inkling

His FULL name will reveal that he is on the NO FLY LIST.


122 posted on 06/09/2008 9:04:50 PM PDT by CougarGA7 (Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.)
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To: the anti-liberal

Well, his BC either has a name/signature on the ‘attending physician’ line or not. If she landed and went straight to the hospital, claiming she delivered him at home in HI and just hadn’t made it to the hospital yet, there cannot be an attending D.O. It would say ‘home delivery’.

We’d have to search the passenger manifests of flights leaving wherever in Kenya the day of his birth.


123 posted on 06/09/2008 9:08:09 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: elpadre
aren’t county courthouse records public??

No. Due to privacy concerns you generally have to be a member of the family to request a birth certificate. I am sure that is the case for Hawaii.

124 posted on 06/09/2008 9:09:11 PM PDT by plain talk
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To: Cicero

This man is really scarry to me.


125 posted on 06/09/2008 9:09:39 PM PDT by roamer († Jesus, I trust in You. †)
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To: inkling

INTELIUS:

Background Report for Barack Obama, 46

LOCATIONS FOR BARACK OBAMA:
6 Addresses in CHICAGO, IL
2 Addresses in WASHINGTON, DC
1 Address in SOMERVILLE, MA

RELATIVES OF BARACK OBAMA:

Barback Obama

Michelle Obama

END

Does anyone know Who ‘Barback’ Obama is?

STE=Q


126 posted on 06/09/2008 9:12:36 PM PDT by STE=Q ("These are the times that try men's souls." -- Thomas Paine)
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To: txflake
"We’d have to search the passenger manifests of flights leaving wherever in Kenya the day of his birth."

Is that possible?

127 posted on 06/09/2008 9:22:38 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: the anti-liberal

I sure would like to read more about this.


128 posted on 06/09/2008 9:24:58 PM PDT by angelsonmyside (It's not the color of one's skin but the color of the heart)
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To: monkeyshine

Tying to imagine ‘reasonable’ answers here; is a challenge; given ‘Reason’ seems in short supply when it comes to those elected; and those doing the electing. . .


129 posted on 06/09/2008 9:34:57 PM PDT by cricket (Damn Political Correctness; before it irretrievably, damns us all. . .)
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To: angelsonmyside
Here's one link - the actual story about the missionaries in Kenya:
CFP: The Real Obama Story Exposed!
And here's another about the story, which includes a blurb about BO being born in Kenya (in green):
IS THIS HILLARY'S OCTOBER SURPRISE ?

130 posted on 06/09/2008 9:35:51 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: the anti-liberal

If it is, HRC will do it.

What Obama needs to do is release the BC, and show a birth announcement from whatever Honolulu paper was printing at the time.

The chances are slim, anyway, that whomever qualifies people to run for POTUS would have missed this.

His family could also produce parental passports from his birthday that do NOT have customs stamps on them.


131 posted on 06/09/2008 9:36:14 PM PDT by txhurl
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To: cricket

Amen to your tagline, btw!


132 posted on 06/09/2008 9:37:17 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: antceecee

Who is Eligible to Apply for Certified Copies of Vital Records?

A certified copy of a vital record (birth, death, marriage, or divorce certificate) is issued only to an applicant who has a direct and tangible interest in the record. The following persons are considered to have such an interest:

* the registrant (the person whom the record is concerned with);
* the registrant’s spouse;
* the registrant’s parent(s);
* a descendant of the registrant (e.g., a child or grandchild);
* a person having a common ancestor with the registrant (e.g., a sibling, grandparent, aunt/uncle, or cousin);
* a legal guardian of the registrant;
* a person or agency acting on behalf of the registrant;
* a personal representative of the registrant’s estate;
* a person whose right to obtain a copy of the record is established by an order of a court of competent jurisdiction;
* adoptive parents who have filed a petition for adoption and need to determine the death of one or more of the prospective adopted child’s natural or legal parents;
* a person who needs to determine the marital status of a former spouse in order to determine the payment of alimony;
* a person who needs to determine the death of a nonrelated co-owner of property purchased under a joint tenancy agreement; and
* a person who needs a death certificate for the determination of payments under a credit insurance policy.

If you are not able to establish a direct and tangible interest in the record, you are ineligible and will not be issued a certified copy of the record.

Upon request, a letter of verification attesting to the existence of a requested record on file with the Department of Health may be issued. Instructions for applying for letters of verification are included in the next section and immediately follow the set of instructions on applying for certified copies. The same eligibility requirements apply for both ceritified copies and verification letters.

A search of the records on file with the Department of Health will only be conducted to process an application requesting either a certified copy or a letter of verification. If the search establishes that the requested record is not on file, you will be notified that no record has been found. No searches of the records on file with the Department of Health will be conducted prior to or outside of the receipt of an application and payment of fees.


133 posted on 06/09/2008 9:39:03 PM PDT by Private_Sector_Does_It_Better (The UN did such a great job with Oil for Food in Iraq, let's let them run the whole country)
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To: inkling; txflake; Always Right; cricket; taxcontrol; HarryCaul; Raycpa; cajungirl; traditional1; ...
OK here's another one that bugs me. If he has 6 or 7 half brothers by daddy dearest and one half sister by mom, why is it we only rarely hear about the sister in HI. This is a very long thread but I have been looking for answers.

http://forums.hannity.com/showthread.php?t=472781

“1982
Senior dies in an alcohol-related car accident in Kenya, leaving three wives, one mistress, six sons and a daughter — there is also the possibility of an eight progeny via the mistress.
Although Obama claims Senior was an atheist, Senior was buried as a Muslim.
One of Senior's former drinking partners, Kenyan writer Philip Ochieng Ochieng says that his friend's downfall was his weak character.
“Although charming, generous and extraordinarily clever, Obama Sr. was also imperious, cruel and given to boasting about his brain and his wealth,” he said.
“He was excessively fond of Scotch. He had fallen into the habit of going home drunk every night. His boasting proved his undoing and left him without a job, plunged him into prolonged poverty and dangerously wounded his ego.”
Ochieng recalls how, after sitting up all night drinking Black Label whisky at Nairobi's famous Stanley Hotel, Obama Sr. would fly into rages if Ruth asked where he had been.
Ochieng remonstrated with his friend, saying: “You bring a woman from far away and you reduce her to pulp. That is not our way.”
But it was to no avail. Ruth sued for divorce after her husband administered brutal beatings.
In fact he was a menace to life, said Ochieng. “He had many extremely serious accidents. Both his legs had to be amputated. They were replaced with crude false limbs made from iron.
“He was just like Mr Toad [from Wind In The Willows], very arrogant on the road, especially when he had whisky inside. I was not surprised when I learned how he died.”
Ruth refused to comment on the abuse charges when we tracked her down to the Kenyan school where she now works.
She said: “I was married to Barack’s father for seven years so, yes, you could say Barack is my stepson.
“Barack’s father was a very difficult man. Although I was married to him the longest of any of his wives he wasn't an easy person to be around.”
Senior ends up with three wives, some at the same time and one mistress.
He has either seven or eight children, depending on the report. “

134 posted on 06/09/2008 9:44:27 PM PDT by angelsonmyside (It's not the color of one's skin but the color of the heart)
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To: angelsonmyside
It's good that you want answers. Personally, I couldn't care much less about his genes (or his jeans): it's the man's dissimulation and obfuscation about himself, who he is, where he comes from, and what he intends, that bother me the most.

If he's not going to be straight with us, we need to learn as much as we can ourselves.

135 posted on 06/09/2008 9:57:45 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: cajungirl

“Statehood for Hawaii 1959”. He was born on August 4th 1961. His Mom and Dad were married in February 1961. I think his unwillingness to release his birth certificate, has nothing to with race or religion but what is actually staring us right in the face. Namely that he and William Jefferson Clinton have much in common. That is an very quick birth, the date of his conception is really the problem. I think he was in the oven, when they got hitched.


136 posted on 06/09/2008 10:02:48 PM PDT by Colorado Cowgirl (God bless America!)
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To: the anti-liberal
Every day I learn more about this tool of Satan and am eager to learn even more for this reason. I have 3 family members that are liberals and are totally blinded. I have yet to budge them.

However just last week my daughters best friend since 3rd grade came by to see me after graduating college. Both her parents are Liberals as well. She knows I am always glued to the news and ask me about the upcoming election.

She made the comment she did not know which one she would vote for but would vote for a (D). When I ask he why she said well I alway have because my parents do. I started showing her stuff about Obama and she was stunned. While I had her attention I kept the info coming until I thought she might be on overload.

I explained that the reason I was only showing her stuff on him was because it was apparent he would win the Dem ticket. She looked somewhat defeated and finally ask me well who should I vote for?

I told her that had to be her decision but before she did vote from now on she needed to do some research. I think she is still in a state of shock over some of the things she has learned about him. I then ask her if she would feel safe with him in control for 4 years and her reply was no way.

137 posted on 06/09/2008 10:14:25 PM PDT by angelsonmyside (It's not the color of one's skin but the color of the heart)
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To: Always Right

Yes, the nation really needs to know the exact name listed on that birth certificate!! Was he really Barack at that time, was he really Obama, or were those names picked up by him later when he wanted to appear non-white? What middle name(s) appear on the certificate? Was he really born in Hawaii?

Let’s have the facts!!!


138 posted on 06/09/2008 10:22:07 PM PDT by Enchante (Barack Chamberlain: My 1930s Appeasement Policy Goes Well With My 1960s Socialist Policies!)
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To: angelsonmyside

The fact that she’s willing to actually listen to facts is a good sign - there may be hope for this one after all. :^)


139 posted on 06/09/2008 10:28:50 PM PDT by the anti-liberal (Write in: Fred Thompson)
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To: Cicero

Even if the stories we have been told are correct, at a minimum Barry’s father is a bigamist under US law. US law does not recognize polygamy.

Where are the marriage and divorce records? Is Obama really who he says he is? Journalists should demand the answers and the documents. Obama’s team managed to trash his first Republican opponent in the IL senate race over some divorce records — time to demand that Obama’s family past receive the same scrutiny.

Or, were Barry’s parents not really married? Or, do we not even know the real story about who his parents were and where he was born? Do we know his real name? Is “Barack Obama” on his birth certificate? What middle name(s)? What religion is listed on the certificate? Was he really born in Hawaii?

There is just so much we don’t really know about this guy — this is just the tip of the iceberg..... (the iceberg may be meltiing due to global warming but we still need to see all the facts before the guy can be allowed to reach the Presidency).


140 posted on 06/09/2008 10:30:22 PM PDT by Enchante (Barack Chamberlain: My 1930s Appeasement Policy Goes Well With My 1960s Socialist Policies!)
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