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Ahmadinijad: Iran and the world need Obama as President
LiberalLunacy ^ | 5/19/08 | LiberalLunacy

Posted on 05/19/2008 8:56:04 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32

In a statement released today, Iranian President Ahmandinijad told a captive audience in Tehran his support is fully behind Senator Barack Obama, (D-Ill) in the race for the Presidency of the United States.

The following is a rough translation. "It is not often the so called leader of the free world can be elected who is more than willing to legitimize a regime such as mine, but I'm convinced Obama will do it. His pledge to unconditionally sit down for face to face negotiations with me will give me world-wide credibility. I'm particularly impressed with his ability to convince the naive American public he can sit through 20 years of anti-Zionist teachings, yet continually spout his support for Israel; I must remember, however, the teachings of Mohammed who said lying to the Kufir is perfectly acceptable. 80% of the worlds muslims are for Obama, an overwhelming number the American voter simply can't dismiss. They will view it in the most negative terms if he doesn't win. Iran and indeed the world need Obama as President."

"I don't like McCain or the woman. I don't think they can be seduced with easy language or easy promises. Obama is who I want. It would be much easier to get away with our "peaceful" nuclear program with him in charge."

Nancy Pelosi was less than pleased with this statement saying, "I was in the Middle East to begin the process of appeasement and surrender, and I don't get a mention?"

Developing..


TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: humor; obama; satire

1 posted on 05/19/2008 8:56:13 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
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It had me fooled until Pelosi's complaint at the end.

2 posted on 05/19/2008 9:00:27 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Pray for Rattendaemmerung: the final mutually destructive battle between Obama and Hillary in Denver)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
Left photo from Soviet Intel files.
3 posted on 05/19/2008 9:05:02 AM PDT by ASA Vet (Iran should have ceased to exist 11/5/79, but we had no president then.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

That thar’s a real knee-slapper, ayup.


4 posted on 05/19/2008 9:06:49 AM PDT by Post Toasties (It's not a smear if it's true.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

That thar’s a real knee-slapper, ayup.


5 posted on 05/19/2008 9:06:54 AM PDT by Post Toasties (It's not a smear if it's true.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Hee Hee!


6 posted on 05/19/2008 9:06:54 AM PDT by Minutemen ("It's a Religion of Peace")
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To: ASA Vet

Yes, he was one of the terrorists who held Americans hostage.


7 posted on 05/19/2008 9:07:58 AM PDT by WayneS (The Mask that Evil Wears May Change, but the Face of Evil Remains Constant.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
There is no doubt, regardless of satire, that, like Hama, Iran would like seeing Obama win. That says all you need to know about the man.


AUDACITY OF TRUTH-BARACK NEVILLE HUSSEIN CHAMBERLAIN OBAMA


Barack Hussein Obama is the very apex of the anti-American, internal enemy in this country. IMHO, his election as President would be the greatest coup an enemy has ever scored against our nation, and could well turn into the greatest disaster this nation has ever faced.

AUDACITY OF TRUTH-BARACK OBAMA

AUDACITY OF TRUTH-OBAMA'S CIRCLE OF FRIENDS

AUDACITY OF TRUTH-BLACK LIBERATION THEOLOGY
8 posted on 05/19/2008 9:12:02 AM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: WayneS

Ah but remember Mr Obama stressed he would never meet with any terrorist

O wait his friend his a terrorist, and he would meet with one in Iran

mmmmmmmmmmmmm

and do the dems /libs see this

no course not they are so thick and blind they could never see their messiah in a negative light

They’ll just listen to how the dems attack republicans never once saying how they would fix things.

yet again another reason why the dem voters are just thick


9 posted on 05/19/2008 9:14:11 AM PDT by manc (a normal natural marriage is between a man and a woman, MA has a perverted sham marriages)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

As we were asked in 2004, who would the terrorists vote for? Ahmadinnerjacket’s statement just saved us from asking that question.


10 posted on 05/19/2008 9:23:41 AM PDT by NoKoolAidforMe (One Nation-Under God. There, I said it.)
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To: GeorgiaDawg32
"His (Obama's) pledge to unconditionally sit down for face to face negotiations with me will give me world-wide credibility."

This credibility given to A'manutjob is just the credibility that President Bush does not want given. With this credibility, A'manutjob can further recruit more terrorists and increase the persecution of his own people.

11 posted on 05/19/2008 9:24:16 AM PDT by jonrick46
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

Now here’s an endorsement that BarACK Obama should be proud of.


12 posted on 05/19/2008 9:25:06 AM PDT by Old Grumpy
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To: GeorgiaDawg32

The Whack job is completely insane and believes a little man is hiding in a well waiting for him to destroy Israel. Still, he probably isn’t dumb enough to endorse Obama directly.


13 posted on 05/19/2008 11:36:46 AM PDT by Minn (Here is a realistic picture of the prophet: ----> ([: {()
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