Osama bin Laden will issue a "very strong" statement to Muslims across the world soon

Reuters (excerpt) ^ | May 18, 2008

[HAL9000]

DUBAI, May 18 (Reuters) - Osama bin Laden will issue a "very strong" statement to Muslims across the world soon, an Islamist website said on Sunday.

"A very strong statement to the Islamic nation by the lion of Islam sheikh Osama bin Laden," read a banner posted on the al Qaeda-linked website.

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[purpleraine]

Surrender

[Alia]

Ah. An advertisement from the Messiah of international, global terrorism. But intended to reach the ears of the US Messiah? One Messiah to another, that is...

[Maceman]

I think it's time that the U.S. lowered the price on Osama's head to around $25,000 -- just like they dissed the head of al Qaeda in Iraq by lowering his bounty from $5 million to $100K.

[RouxStir]

My guess is that he is gonna endorse Obama...or announce that he will be Obama’s running mate...Obama/Osama’08...making it easier for Ted Kennedy to feign sobriety when talking about the ticket.

[at bay]

Thank God everyone says his name properly, and repeats it over and over and over. It would be a horrendous insult to spell it Umama bin layin guys. Imagine if every media outlet started the new spelling tomorrow, and if presented in print, wherever possible it would be written with bacon strips as the font.

I’m just sayin....

[seekthetruth]

“From the grave?”

“Exactly. He has been dead ever since the Daisey Cutter got him in an Afghanistan mountain cave. We haven’t seen any clear cut videos of him with current information since.”

I agree. The camera lover Bin Laden has not been on camera since about December 2003 that I know of.

[Don Corleone]

He’s just waiting for B.Hussein Obama to write it for him!

[SlowBoat407]

An important message for muslims around the world...

[eastforker]

Click the link in post #4!LOL

[SlowBoat407]

Love the bagpipes!!!

[SampleMan]

An Obama endorsement?

[SevenMinusOne]

Not dead - Being hunted at great risk 24/7 by warriors on Ops 99% of which the details will never be told - We’ll get him one of these days - Time was on his side when one understands the region into which he fled after 9-11 - He and Zawahiri will both be put in the ground (and the world will know within a week or two of their deaths).

[peeps36]

I had to chuckle at the thought of the big bad Osama only being able to issue a strong statement. The scariest man in the world can only issue secret messages from a cave but Berry H Obama says we are less safe today. If Berry was president none of the changes would have happened since 9/11. Saddam would rule Iraq, the Taliban would rule Afghanistan, Bin Laden would still have his base in Afghanistan and terrorist everywhere would have a longer life expectancy.

[Stayfree]

Keep attacking the U.S. until they agree to provide you what they have given me. I have agreed to stop fighting the infidels in exchange for a lifetime FREE room at the Mustang Ranch, complete with dancing girls.

[festus]

“Vote for me in ‘08 ?!” Oh wait Osama not Obama *nevermind*.

[angcat]

Osama is worm food and the best thing to do was to keep it quite or the kooks would have wanted the war over 5 years ago. VIVA USA!

[ASA Vet]