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Life has often times sucked, but I never thought about this.

Happy Friday

1 posted on 05/16/2008 6:05:36 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB
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Hold muh beer. Possibly the ultimate.


2 posted on 05/16/2008 6:07:20 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
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Oh jeez...suicide attempt?? How depressing. He must feel like a complete failure.


3 posted on 05/16/2008 6:08:15 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
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His therapist told him he needed to be more chipper.


4 posted on 05/16/2008 6:08:16 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
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I confess to having had some dark times as well, when thoughts of checking out started flitting among the cobwebs betwix’t my ears. But tossing myself into a wood chipper would NEVER have crossed my mind! Knowing me, I probably would have tried ODing on Altoids...


5 posted on 05/16/2008 6:09:31 AM PDT by LIConFem (Thompson. Lifetime ACU Rating: 86 -- Hunter Lifetime ACU Rating: 92 (any combo will do, fellas))
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6 posted on 05/16/2008 6:09:57 AM PDT by MplsSteve
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Bet his favorite movie was “Fargo”.


7 posted on 05/16/2008 6:10:06 AM PDT by ozark hilljilly
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I’ll bet he isn’t feeling too chipper....uh, then again, he is, actually.


9 posted on 05/16/2008 6:10:11 AM PDT by LZ_Bayonet (There's Always Something.............And there's always something worse!)
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LOLCAT vs. Wood Chipper

Who would win?

VOTE NAOW!

10 posted on 05/16/2008 6:10:24 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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There are better ways to off yourself I would presume.


11 posted on 05/16/2008 6:10:51 AM PDT by commonguymd (Let the socialists duke it out. All three of them.)
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Was his name Chip?


12 posted on 05/16/2008 6:11:10 AM PDT by caver (Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
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His name couldn’t have been Steve Buscemi.


13 posted on 05/16/2008 6:11:10 AM PDT by period end of story
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Poor guy. Things have to be really bad to jump into a wood chipper. I just can’t wrap my mind around someone choosing that as a method to off themselves. I suspect some serious drugs are involved here as well.


14 posted on 05/16/2008 6:11:22 AM PDT by WildcatClan (Don't blame me...............I supported Duncan Hunter.)
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...the man is between 19- to 21-years-old.

What? They couldn't get an accurate ring count?

18 posted on 05/16/2008 6:17:18 AM PDT by ConservaTexan (February 6, 1911)
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I can see it now...Some Leftist Government asshat will blame the chipping machines’ manufacturer for not building in safety cages around the feed orifice for suicide prevention, and probably win a court case.

I say this with all cynicerity.


21 posted on 05/16/2008 6:19:55 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...call 'em what you will...They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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22 posted on 05/16/2008 6:19:58 AM PDT by Sax
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It was not right to subject the work crew to his antics.

Proper etiquette demands he commits suicide privately.

Don't they teach manners anymore?

26 posted on 05/16/2008 6:24:16 AM PDT by Mark was here (The earth is bipolar.)
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I’ll bet his aftershave really stung for the next few days!


28 posted on 05/16/2008 6:25:40 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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"Dude! That was, like, the stooopidest thing I've ever seen!"

"yeah. I know."

29 posted on 05/16/2008 6:27:22 AM PDT by Sax
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30 posted on 05/16/2008 6:27:38 AM PDT by maggief
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Death by a thousand cuts?


31 posted on 05/16/2008 6:28:23 AM PDT by Samwise
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