Life has often times sucked, but I never thought about this.
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To: WOBBLY BOB
Hold muh beer. Possibly the ultimate.
To: WOBBLY BOB
Oh jeez...suicide attempt?? How depressing. He must feel like a complete failure.
To: WOBBLY BOB
His therapist told him he needed to be more chipper.
4 posted on
05/16/2008 6:08:16 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I confess to having had some dark times as well, when thoughts of checking out started flitting among the cobwebs betwix’t my ears. But tossing myself into a wood chipper would NEVER have crossed my mind! Knowing me, I probably would have tried ODing on Altoids...
5 posted on
05/16/2008 6:09:31 AM PDT by
LIConFem
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6 posted on
05/16/2008 6:09:57 AM PDT by
MplsSteve
To: WOBBLY BOB
Bet his favorite movie was “Fargo”.
To: WOBBLY BOB
I’ll bet he isn’t feeling too chipper....uh, then again, he is, actually.
9 posted on
05/16/2008 6:10:11 AM PDT by
LZ_Bayonet
(There's Always Something.............And there's always something worse!)
To: WOBBLY BOB
To: WOBBLY BOB
There are better ways to off yourself I would presume.
11 posted on
05/16/2008 6:10:51 AM PDT by
commonguymd
(Let the socialists duke it out. All three of them.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
12 posted on
05/16/2008 6:11:10 AM PDT by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
His name couldn’t have been Steve Buscemi.
To: WOBBLY BOB
Poor guy. Things have to be really bad to jump into a wood chipper. I just can’t wrap my mind around someone choosing that as a method to off themselves. I suspect some serious drugs are involved here as well.
14 posted on
05/16/2008 6:11:22 AM PDT by
WildcatClan
(Don't blame me...............I supported Duncan Hunter.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
...the man is between 19- to 21-years-old. What? They couldn't get an accurate ring count?
To: WOBBLY BOB
I can see it now...Some Leftist Government asshat will blame the chipping machines’ manufacturer for not building in safety cages around the feed orifice for suicide prevention, and probably win a court case.
I say this with all cynicerity.
21 posted on
05/16/2008 6:19:55 AM PDT by
rockinqsranch
(Dems, Libs, Socialists...call 'em what you will...They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
22 posted on
05/16/2008 6:19:58 AM PDT by
Sax
To: WOBBLY BOB
It was not right to subject the work crew to his antics.
Proper etiquette demands he commits suicide privately.
Don't they teach manners anymore?
26 posted on
05/16/2008 6:24:16 AM PDT by
Mark was here
(The earth is bipolar.)
To: WOBBLY BOB
I’ll bet his aftershave really stung for the next few days!
28 posted on
05/16/2008 6:25:40 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: WOBBLY BOB

"Dude! That was, like, the stooopidest thing I've ever seen!"
"yeah. I know."
29 posted on
05/16/2008 6:27:22 AM PDT by
Sax
To: WOBBLY BOB
30 posted on
05/16/2008 6:27:38 AM PDT by
maggief
To: WOBBLY BOB
Death by a thousand cuts?
31 posted on
05/16/2008 6:28:23 AM PDT by
Samwise
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