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Man survives head first leap into wood chipper(MN)
pioneer press ^ | 5-16-08 | Associated Press

Posted on 05/16/2008 6:05:36 AM PDT by WOBBLY BOB

Police say a man was severely injured when he threw himself into a wood chipper Thursday in Roseville.

Crews were clearing trees in a public area this afternoon when the man appeared and jumped head first into the wood chipper. Workers turned off the machine and called 911, and the man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul with injuries to his head and torso.

Police are calling it a suicide attempt and say the man is between 19- to 21-years-old.

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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Minnesota
KEYWORDS: crazy; dive; ouch; woodchipper
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I can see it now...Some Leftist Government asshat will blame the chipping machines’ manufacturer for not building in safety cages around the feed orifice for suicide prevention, and probably win a court case.

I say this with all cynicerity.


21 posted on 05/16/2008 6:19:55 AM PDT by rockinqsranch (Dems, Libs, Socialists...call 'em what you will...They ALL have fairies livin' in their trees.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB
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22 posted on 05/16/2008 6:19:58 AM PDT by Sax
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To: ConservaTexan

He’s luck not to lose a limb.


23 posted on 05/16/2008 6:20:46 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Play that Funky Music Typical White Boy!)
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To: ConservaTexan
...the man is between 19- to 21-years-old.

What? They couldn't get an accurate ring count?

...I tried not to laugh...

24 posted on 05/16/2008 6:21:48 AM PDT by Gorzaloon
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To: WildcatClan
Things have to be really bad to jump into a wood chipper.

What, you've never had poison ivy rash on your head?

25 posted on 05/16/2008 6:23:25 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
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To: WOBBLY BOB
It was not right to subject the work crew to his antics.

Proper etiquette demands he commits suicide privately.

Don't they teach manners anymore?

26 posted on 05/16/2008 6:24:16 AM PDT by Mark was here (The earth is bipolar.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Word on the street is that he was a member of a splinter group. Branch Davidians, I think.


27 posted on 05/16/2008 6:24:33 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Peace Is Not The Question.)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

I’ll bet his aftershave really stung for the next few days!


28 posted on 05/16/2008 6:25:40 AM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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"Dude! That was, like, the stooopidest thing I've ever seen!"

"yeah. I know."

29 posted on 05/16/2008 6:27:22 AM PDT by Sax
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30 posted on 05/16/2008 6:27:38 AM PDT by maggief
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Death by a thousand cuts?


31 posted on 05/16/2008 6:28:23 AM PDT by Samwise
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To: caver
Was his name Chip?

Now he's Chip with the buzz cut and the intensely conversational scars. Could probably win a one-upmanship contest against Chuck Norris. I pity the straitjacket that gets him.

32 posted on 05/16/2008 6:30:36 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
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To: Tijeras_Slim
the man appeared and jumped head first into the wood chipper.

He wanted to make sure he was logged in.

33 posted on 05/16/2008 6:30:36 AM PDT by Ezekiel
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To: Ezekiel

Logged. ROFL!


34 posted on 05/16/2008 6:31:47 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
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To: WOBBLY BOB

God Amitey!
This guy is REALLY nuts.....


35 posted on 05/16/2008 6:33:06 AM PDT by Bobalu (What do I know, I'm a Typical White Guy)
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To: andy58-in-nh
"Word on the street is that he was a member of a splinter group. Branch Davidians, I think."

Not funny.

Carolyn

36 posted on 05/16/2008 6:33:25 AM PDT by CDHart ("It's too late to work within the system and too early to shoot the b@#$%^&s."--Claire Wolfe)
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To: WOBBLY BOB

Was he logged on?


37 posted on 05/16/2008 6:33:34 AM PDT by woofie
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To: commonguymd
There are better ways to off yourself I would presume.

He's convinced me.

38 posted on 05/16/2008 6:34:17 AM PDT by 668 - Neighbor of the Beast
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To: Ezekiel

LOL - stop it, you guys are killing me!!


39 posted on 05/16/2008 6:35:30 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Average White Conservative)
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To: CDHart

Actually - wildly funny!


40 posted on 05/16/2008 6:35:47 AM PDT by HonorInPa
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