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Posted on 05/13/2008 4:11:35 PM PDT by vincentfreeman
The Top Five Barack Obama Jokes:
Q. Why is Barack Obama running for office as a Democrat?
A. The Communist Party didn’t have enough voters.
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry Obama to Barack Obama?
A. He thought “Barry” sounded too American.
When Hillary Clinton starts looking good, you've either
had too much to drink or Barack Obama is on the tube.
Q. What do Obama Messiah followers drink?
A. Koolaid, of course.
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To: vincentfreeman
Oh man, I need to take an Obama
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:12:48 PM PDT
by
demsux
To: vincentfreeman
A. He thought “Barry” sounded too American. That's the funniest one. Did he really change it TO Barack? What's the story on that?
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:13:12 PM PDT
by
Huck
("Real" conservatives support OBAMA in 08 (that's how you know Im not a real conservative))
To: vincentfreeman
Q: What does Barack Obam use for contraception?
A: His personality.
4
posted on
05/13/2008 4:13:43 PM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(When the past no longer illuminates the future, the spirit walks in darkness.)
To: vincentfreeman
Sad thing is, Hillary did start looking good!
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:16:00 PM PDT
by
blondee123
(Three (3) Democrats running for President in 2008!!!)
To: vincentfreeman
Boy, this site and I definitely have different understandings as to what constitutes a “joke”. I’ve always operated under the assumption humor was involved.
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:16:39 PM PDT
by
joebuck
(Finitum non capax infinitum!)
To: vincentfreeman
These aren’t very funny.
I’d love to see some good ones.
To: Huck
It's come up a few times here, and I have never seen absolute conformation, but ... allegedly he is,
Barak Hussein Mohamad Obama.
But you didn't hear me say that ... I'm not allowed.
(and keys say nothing ... they sound like tick tick tick tick tick ... )
/8^)
8
posted on
05/13/2008 4:19:02 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
To: vincentfreeman
When Hillary Clinton starts looking good, you've either had too much to drink or Barack Obama is on the tube. The rest of them are funny, this one is just true.
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:19:23 PM PDT
by
FrdmLvr
To: vincentfreeman
10
posted on
05/13/2008 4:19:48 PM PDT
by
blondee123
(Three (3) Democrats running for President in 2008!!!)
To: vincentfreeman
Q. When do you sound like a disease?
A. When you’ve been “obamaesqued”.
11
posted on
05/13/2008 4:19:51 PM PDT
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: vincentfreeman
My guess is that if you tell these jokes to most of his supporters, they would just stand there looking at you like you have three eyes. They would not even realize it was a joke.
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:20:59 PM PDT
by
Clay Moore
("My daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard." Ralph Wiggum)
To: vincentfreeman
I am the one I have been waiting for...
...but I am the one who YOU are going to get.
THE AUDACITY OF TRUTH
13
posted on
05/13/2008 4:22:14 PM PDT
by
Jeff Head
(Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
To: FormerACLUmember
Q: What does Barack Obam use for contraception? A: His personality. Alternate answer: His face!
Looks like a typical guy from the "hood" in that picture with the cigarette. That IS the real Obama, they just cleaned him up for the campaign!!
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:23:05 PM PDT
by
blondee123
(Three (3) Democrats running for President in 2008!!!)
To: vincentfreeman
I went to the Obama joke Web site, read all the jokes, and didn’t think any of them was funny.
To: Jeff Head; vincentfreeman
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:23:42 PM PDT
by
LucyT
To: Jeff Head
Looks a little like Don Cheadle in that bottom one.
17
posted on
05/13/2008 4:28:40 PM PDT
by
Doohickey
(SSN-681; SSN-671; SSN-669; SSN-712)
To: vincentfreeman
Barack, who is Hussein and Mohammed, Obama wants to be your mama.
18
posted on
05/13/2008 4:28:43 PM PDT
by
Jeff Head
(Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
To: Huck
His birth certificate says Barack. In high school and college he liked to be called Barry.
19
posted on
05/13/2008 4:29:18 PM PDT
by
Lonesome in Massachussets
(The women got the vote and the Nation got Harding. Worse followed. Worst to come.)
To: Lonesome in Massachussets
His birth certificate says Barack. In high school and college he liked to be called Barry. Oh, so the joke doesn't really work unless you say why did he change his name back to Barack or why does he now prefer to be called Barack.
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posted on
05/13/2008 4:30:56 PM PDT
by
Huck
("Real" conservatives support OBAMA in 08 (that's how you know Im not a real conservative))
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