Oh man, I need to take an Obama
That's the funniest one. Did he really change it TO Barack? What's the story on that?
Q: What does Barack Obam use for contraception?
A: His personality.
Sad thing is, Hillary did start looking good!
Boy, this site and I definitely have different understandings as to what constitutes a “joke”. I’ve always operated under the assumption humor was involved.
These aren’t very funny.
I’d love to see some good ones.
The rest of them are funny, this one is just true.
Q. When do you sound like a disease?
A. When you’ve been “obamaesqued”.
My guess is that if you tell these jokes to most of his supporters, they would just stand there looking at you like you have three eyes. They would not even realize it was a joke.
I went to the Obama joke Web site, read all the jokes, and didn’t think any of them was funny.
First published 04/30/2008
"Dynamic is the magazine of the Young Communist League USA. It includes art, politics, and culture written by youth, for youth.
The 2008 Spring Double issues includes articles about the youth impact on the 2008 elections, youth participation in unions, the writer's strike and its impact on a family that struggled through it, and much more!"
Source: Communist Party, USA:
http://www.cpusa.org/article/articleview/941/1/36/
This post (<-click), while addressing taxes, helps to explain why government "leaders" like Senator Obama are actually in contempt of the Constitution that they have sworn to defend, foolishly following in the footsteps of FDR's dirty federal spending politics. In fact, the article referenced below shows that Obama is the #1 federal spending proposer in the Senate for '08; Clinton is #2.
Obama, a big-shot federal spenderThe people need to reconnect with the Founder's division of federal and state government powers. The people then need to wise up to the major problem that the federal government is not operating within the restraints of the federal Constitution, particularly where constitutionally unauthorized federal spending is concerned.
The bottom line is that the people need to send big-shot, Constitution-ignoring federal spenders like Obama home as opposed to trying to send people like him to the Oval Office. The people need to get in the faces of the feds, demanding a stop to constitutionally unauthorized federal spending while appropriately lowering federal taxes - or get out of DC.
John Kerry walks into a stable. The horses ask, “Hey John, why the long face?”
Sorry it wasn’t about Obama.
Movies:
Michael J. Fox - “Back to the Future”
Barack Obama - “There is No Future”
I was hoping someone would post the Photoshopped image of Obama as a woman in mini-skirt, stylish hat, hand bag, high heels and strutting “her” stuff..
I was so upset I didn’t save that image...
Does anyone still have it and able to post it again?
I kept flushing the toilet but the Barack wouldn’t go down!