[DannyTN]

"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. "

You'd think the girls would have realized something was up when the clients were kids.

[lesser_satan]

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

ROFLMAO!!!

[Melas]

And a damned fine politician Ralph is going to make.

[APFel]

I don’t know. This doesn’t pass the sniff test for me for a number of reasons.

APf

[Sonny M]

I’m laughing so hard right now, I’m almost in tears.

[newgeezer]

Ping. The kid is resourceful.

[wastedyears]

***Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.***

That kid would make the perfect politician.

[reagan_fanatic]

13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

Hey - you got to have your priorities.

[Polybius]

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

"Sorry, kid. That's what school teachers are for. Go to Free Republic and pick out one they vote 'Not Guilty'."

[Doomonyou]

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Well lil' Ralphie's on the right track!

[pabianice]

Reminds me of the movie “Weird Science.” Two 14-year-old nerds conjure up fantasy woman, played by Kelly LeBrock. Once they have her they decide to “take a shower with her.” We then see inside the shower where the two kids are still dressed and are staring speechless at a naked incredibly sexy woman with no clue what to do next. She says, “You two are going to have to loosen up if we’re going to have any fun.”

[lesser_satan]

ping!

[Tallguy]

Can frequent flyer miles be used to pay for STD tests?

[vietvet67]

Ralphie didn’t have a Red Ryder BB gun did he?

Watch out Ralphie, you’ll poke your eye out with one of those...oh nevermind..

[Revolting cat!]

Woo, scared me for a minute there! I thought the story was about me when I saw the title, but then I remembered that I was 14 1/2 at the time.

[martin_fierro]

There was a story here about this yesterday.

I'm wondering why this story has only appeared in an Irish and English paper and why no TX newspaper has come forward with more details.

It has a hoaxy smell to it.

[GunnyHartman]

"The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead."

What the heck?!? If this were my kid, he's be getting a surprise a$$ whuppin' that he'd never, EVER forget.

[bigbob]

That boy is gonna go far!

[EveningStar]

TaЯd ping!

"Tard" refers to the ping list members and not to the subject of the thread!

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[Billthedrill]

I'm a little skeptical. A weekend of video games, hotels, junk food and hookers only costs five grand, tops.

Or so a friend told me.