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13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers
Money.co.uk ^ | May 09, 2008 | unknown

Posted on 05/13/2008 2:06:53 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder

A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.


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1 posted on 05/13/2008 2:06:54 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business. "

You'd think the girls would have realized something was up when the clients were kids.

2 posted on 05/13/2008 2:08:38 PM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

ROFLMAO!!!

3 posted on 05/13/2008 2:09:27 PM PDT by lesser_satan (Forget about it, McRino. I don't vote for ecofascists.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

And a damned fine politician Ralph is going to make.


4 posted on 05/13/2008 2:09:38 PM PDT by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

I don’t know. This doesn’t pass the sniff test for me for a number of reasons.

APf


5 posted on 05/13/2008 2:09:48 PM PDT by APFel (Regnum Nostrum Crescit)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

I’m laughing so hard right now, I’m almost in tears.


6 posted on 05/13/2008 2:10:51 PM PDT by Sonny M ("oderint dum metuant")
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To: DungeonMaster

Ping. The kid is resourceful.


7 posted on 05/13/2008 2:11:18 PM PDT by newgeezer (It is [the people's] right and duty to be at all times armed. --Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

***Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.***

That kid would make the perfect politician.


8 posted on 05/13/2008 2:11:32 PM PDT by wastedyears (The US Military is what goes Bump in the night.)
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To: DannyTN
You'd think the girls would have realized something was up when the clients were kids.

Of course not. They said they were "people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus". Ridiculous, but on the off chance it was true, then the escort service could have been sued in a discrimination lawsuit.

9 posted on 05/13/2008 2:11:49 PM PDT by dan1123 (If you want to find a person's true religion, ask them what makes them a "good person".)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers

Hey - you got to have your priorities.


10 posted on 05/13/2008 2:12:38 PM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Average White Conservative)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

"Sorry, kid. That's what school teachers are for. Go to Free Republic and pick out one they vote 'Not Guilty'."

11 posted on 05/13/2008 2:13:07 PM PDT by Polybius
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Well lil' Ralphie's on the right track!

12 posted on 05/13/2008 2:13:41 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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To: wastedyears

Well, he certainly started out right LOL.


13 posted on 05/13/2008 2:14:31 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Reminds me of the movie “Weird Science.” Two 14-year-old nerds conjure up fantasy woman, played by Kelly LeBrock. Once they have her they decide to “take a shower with her.” We then see inside the shower where the two kids are still dressed and are staring speechless at a naked incredibly sexy woman with no clue what to do next. She says, “You two are going to have to loosen up if we’re going to have any fun.”


14 posted on 05/13/2008 2:14:31 PM PDT by pabianice
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To: Doomonyou; wastedyears; Attention Surplus Disorder

Democrat too, no doubt.


15 posted on 05/13/2008 2:15:50 PM PDT by darkangel82 (If you're not part of the solution, you are part of the problem. (Say no to RINOs))
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To: RepoGirl; Larry Lucido; Slings and Arrows; EveningStar

ping!


16 posted on 05/13/2008 2:16:28 PM PDT by lesser_satan (Forget about it, McRino. I don't vote for ecofascists.)
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To: Melas

I see governor or senator in his future. He’s got talent in the “finding creative ways to spend other peoples money” requirement that is beyond his years.


17 posted on 05/13/2008 2:18:03 PM PDT by Proud_USA_Republican (We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good. - Hillary Clinton)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Can frequent flyer miles be used to pay for STD tests?


18 posted on 05/13/2008 2:21:03 PM PDT by Tallguy (Tagline is offline till something better comes along...)
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To: darkangel82

Ralphie for Prez in 2040!


19 posted on 05/13/2008 2:21:29 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat lead.)
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To: Attention Surplus Disorder

Ralphie didn’t have a Red Ryder BB gun did he?

Watch out Ralphie, you’ll poke your eye out with one of those...oh nevermind..


20 posted on 05/13/2008 2:29:17 PM PDT by vietvet67
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