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FR Abducted by Aliens
Vanity
| 4 May 08
| null and void
Posted on 05/04/2008 1:37:06 PM PDT by null and void
Today FR mysteriously disappeared from the internet.
When it came back numerous posts were missing. In other words, it experienced "missing time", a classic symptom of Alien Abduction.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Technical
KEYWORDS: abducted; aliens; cuckooforcocoapuffs; disappeared; dude; extraterrestrial; faq; lost; missing; noreplybutton; outerlimits; poof; sporkweasel; timewarp; visitations
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To: null and void
Blame this alien
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posted on
05/04/2008 2:43:02 PM PDT
by
badpacifist
(They say your head can be a prison Then, these are just conjugal visits.)
To: MEG33
To: Lancey Howard
It looks like you had a vowel movement...
43
posted on
05/04/2008 2:43:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(No man's life, liberty or property are safe as long as court is in session...)
To: toldyou
44
posted on
05/04/2008 2:44:58 PM PDT
by
null and void
(No man's life, liberty or property are safe as long as court is in session...)
To: Chief Engineer
45
posted on
05/04/2008 2:45:19 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military)
To: wagglebee
Been having the same problems. Frustrating
46
posted on
05/04/2008 2:45:21 PM PDT
by
upsdriver
(My kingdom for an acceptable presidential candidate!!)
To: null and void
The posts are still there.
You just can’t see them, is all.
Send me the $$$, and I’ll open it for you.
47
posted on
05/04/2008 2:46:04 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: bpjam
Don’t be ashamed.....it’s not like you could have stopped them.
48
posted on
05/04/2008 2:47:40 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: Oorang
This is just what happens when there is no government Extraterrestial Affairs Commission and when you take off your tin foil hat.
49
posted on
05/04/2008 2:50:27 PM PDT
by
MtnClimber
(Obama pledges to give every typical small town white family a possum sandwich)
To: null and void
Rimmer ya smeghead! You blame everything on Aliens. Last week you blamed the missing bog-roll on Aliens!
50
posted on
05/04/2008 2:51:29 PM PDT
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Inyo-Mono
Something’s wrong with the space/time continuum. Where’s my flux capacitor?
51
posted on
05/04/2008 2:53:06 PM PDT
by
Politicalmom
(It's the child abuse, stupid!!)
To: badpacifist
He's so very lonely
He's two thousand light years from home...
52
posted on
05/04/2008 2:55:48 PM PDT
by
BOBTHENAILER
(One by one, in small groups or in whole armies, we don't care how we do it, but we're gonna getcha)
To: bpjam
check the ron paul threads. I think there’s a few people on those with experience with that ‘being probed’ by aliens thing.
Or for really expert opinion try:
www.dennis4president.com
(kuchinich’s web page)
53
posted on
05/04/2008 2:56:06 PM PDT
by
DugwayDuke
(A true patriot will do anything to keep a Democrat out of the White House.)
To: Oorang
LOL! I’ve some wild stories about what may lurk beneath the Denver airport.
To: wagglebee
It’s been behaving oddly for me as well. Posts would not appear until a refreshed multiple times
55
posted on
05/04/2008 3:06:28 PM PDT
by
PapaBear3625
("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." — George Orwell)
To: Lancey Howard
Hh. m nt hvng ny prblms. Hate to break this to you, but the Aliens seem to have removed your vowels.
56
posted on
05/04/2008 3:07:06 PM PDT
by
Erasmus
(Nihilism never amounted to anything.)
To: null and void
57
posted on
05/04/2008 3:08:17 PM PDT
by
MEG33
(God Bless Our Military)
To: null and void
This is disastrous. It means that cyberwar experts from the Chinese People’s Liberation Army have finally located and compromised the absolute core of American strength: Free Republic.
To: All
You guys need to stop making me scared. My husband is not here for protection so I’ve got the door locked. I don’t know where my tin foil hat is, so I found an oil funnel and put that on my head. I have a conservative thick skull so that should help. Do you think I’m safe?
59
posted on
05/04/2008 3:14:36 PM PDT
by
Marcella
(Will work in my rose garden (with wine) and not listen to McCain.)
To: null and void
Well as long as they got my $10,000 donation to the Freepathon, I’m not worried.
60
posted on
05/04/2008 3:15:29 PM PDT
by
ElkGroveDan
(The road to hell is paved with the stones of pragmatism.)
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