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You guys need to stop making me scared. My husband is not here for protection so I’ve got the door locked. I don’t know where my tin foil hat is, so I found an oil funnel and put that on my head. I have a conservative thick skull so that should help. Do you think I’m safe?

59 posted on 05/04/2008 3:14:36 PM PDT by Marcella (Will work in my rose garden (with wine) and not listen to McCain.)

To: Marcella; Lady Jag; null and void

You have tin foil in the basement. Wrap it around the funnel, draping it around the sides.

Chew a few pieces of gum, and when softened, plug the top of funnel with the gum. Cover the top of the funnel with more tin foil.

Let us know when the aliens are gone, and set up an automatic e-mail to let us know if this solution fails.

Thanks.

69 posted on 05/04/2008 4:25:45 PM PDT by fanfan ("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)

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