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Poll: Majority of Americans Bitter, Clingy - Numbers Could Help Obama
The Borowitz Report ^ | April 16, 2008 | Andy Borowitz

Posted on 04/16/2008 10:34:48 AM PDT by EveningStar

With less than a week to go before the Pennsylvania primary, a new poll released today hints that Sen. Barack Obama’s controversial remarks in which he called Pennsylvania voters “bitter” may actually be helping him with a key constituency: bitter voters...

(Excerpt) Read more at borowitzreport.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: andyborowitz; bitter; clingy; obama

1 posted on 04/16/2008 10:34:48 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar
No way, Andy.

Hillary is the queen of bitter.

2 posted on 04/16/2008 10:37:02 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: EveningStar

It’s the “clingy” that want the nanny state.


3 posted on 04/16/2008 10:37:06 AM PDT by Slapshot68
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To: EveningStar

This is a joke, right? Scrappleface? The Onion? If it’s not a joke it’s pretty pathetic.


4 posted on 04/16/2008 10:37:39 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: EveningStar

Listen up! I told you. I know something that all you bitter rural, religious, gun-toting folks don't know...

THE TRUTH ABOUT BLACK LIBERATION THEOLOGY

5 posted on 04/16/2008 10:37:41 AM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: EveningStar

I was listening to his remarks and darn right I am bitter and frustrated, but my feelings are directed toward todays politicians and the direction they are taking this country.


6 posted on 04/16/2008 10:38:03 AM PDT by Kimmers
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To: rhombus

This is funny. I’ll send it off to my Obama-supporting friend.


7 posted on 04/16/2008 10:38:32 AM PDT by rhombus
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To: EveningStar

“Bitter and clingy” voters? That sounds a lot like an ex-g/f I used to have.....


8 posted on 04/16/2008 10:38:33 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Don't trust anyone who can't take a joke. [Congressman BillyBob])
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To: EveningStar

Well the bitter comes out better on a stolen guitar
You’re the blessed, we’re the Spiders from Mars

Bowie


9 posted on 04/16/2008 10:38:38 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: EveningStar

As long as they are not surly.


10 posted on 04/16/2008 10:39:09 AM PDT by deadrock
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To: EveningStar
The bitter faces for O


11 posted on 04/16/2008 10:39:15 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: rhombus

Borowicz is a satirist.

Cute article!


12 posted on 04/16/2008 10:40:44 AM PDT by Joann37
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To: rhombus
Scrappleface? The Onion?

It's Borowitz. He's in the same category. :)

13 posted on 04/16/2008 10:58:59 AM PDT by EveningStar
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14 posted on 04/16/2008 11:03:12 AM PDT by EveningStar
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To: EveningStar

I’m bitter alright, but not for the reasons a Liberal would understand.


15 posted on 04/16/2008 11:06:00 AM PDT by TexasRepublic (When hopelessness replaces hope, it opens the door to evil.)
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To: EveningStar

He was wrong about people turning to God and guns because they were bitter, but he was right about people in this country being bitter !

And why shouldn’t we be, everywhere we look it’s govt screwing things up and getting in our way. They are all a bunch of clowns collecting money from our paychecks and using it to buy votes - at least 40% of what they collect is pissed away and there seems to be no end in sight.

I’m bitter, I’m outraged and I’m not ashamed to admit it.


16 posted on 04/16/2008 11:17:51 AM PDT by Beatthedrum
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To: Beatthedrum

I think in the end it will come down to the fact that people want change and do not want the Clintons or Bush III in office. They don’t care if it is good or bad change they just want change, LOL!


17 posted on 04/16/2008 11:36:42 AM PDT by acoulterfan
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To: Beatthedrum

“They are all a bunch of clowns....”

You misspelled assclowns.

;>)


18 posted on 04/16/2008 11:59:14 AM PDT by Gator113 (Hey Democrats, "I drink your milkshake.")
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To: EveningStar
Andy, what a pitiful try to rescue your buddy Hussein Obama.

Andy, you can't win a general election with a coalition of America hating African- Americans and America hating white liberal elitist billionaires/millionaires, who buy brie, Chardonnay, and Hussein Obama/Samma.

For an inside look at the real Hussein Obama and his elite hate America backers at San Francisco where Hussein Obama made his elitist remarks,

Go here to see the thread with all The Pictures posted and Here to see another thread about this meeting of elite left wing America haters.

There are some very interesting pictures and comments re the actual meeting on those threads.

"Hussein Obama’s big mouth, small brain, condescending, America-hating, grandkid-baby-terminating, born-alive-infant-abandoning, America-hating-wife, kooky-moonbat-America-hating-pastor, racially-divisive, race-baiting, crotch-saluting, America-flag-disrespecting ... chickens ... coming home to roost ...!"


19 posted on 04/16/2008 3:57:24 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Hussein ObamaSamma's Pastor, Jeremiah Wright: "God Damn America, U.S. to Blame for 9/11")
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20 posted on 04/16/2008 9:56:42 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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