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Report: Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett Arrested on Rape Warrant
Fox News ^ | 3-28-08

Posted on 03/28/2008 11:52:06 AM PDT by barackyroad

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1 posted on 03/28/2008 11:52:07 AM PDT by barackyroad
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To: barackyroad

Guilty.


2 posted on 03/28/2008 11:55:19 AM PDT by Thrusher (Remember the Mog.)
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To: barackyroad

Well that stinks. I was hoping on seeing Poison again.


3 posted on 03/28/2008 11:56:52 AM PDT by tobyhill (The media lies so much the truth is the exception)
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To: barackyroad

Real name: Dick Ream
Former occupation: hairdresser
Vegan and animal rights activist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikki_Rockett


4 posted on 03/28/2008 11:57:49 AM PDT by evets
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Dick Ream ?


5 posted on 03/28/2008 11:58:48 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (ENERGY CRISIS made in Washington D. C.)
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To: barackyroad

I sure hope Rikki Rockett is a stage name and that the jury doesn’t find out that’s what he calls himself.


6 posted on 03/28/2008 11:59:39 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (How many more "scientists and researchers" can the taxpayers afford to support with Federal grants?)
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To: barackyroad
Crikey! Was he raped by a wombat, too?
7 posted on 03/28/2008 11:59:52 AM PDT by ryan71
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To: evets

LOL! I didn’t see your post before I posted #6. It’s obvious that the boy is going to have a problem no matter which name he uses.


8 posted on 03/28/2008 12:01:14 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (How many more "scientists and researchers" can the taxpayers afford to support with Federal grants?)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Was this a case of “Unskinny Bop”, or too much “Talk Dirty to Me”


9 posted on 03/28/2008 12:03:41 PM PDT by VA_Gentleman (Does Mars have global warming too? Is that why they had a polar cap avalanche?)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

Some jokes just write themselves, don’t they?


10 posted on 03/28/2008 12:03:58 PM PDT by SoKatt
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To: barackyroad

At least he wasn’t IN Warrant.


11 posted on 03/28/2008 12:05:07 PM PDT by weegee (Famous moments in history: March 18th, 2008 “I have a bridge (to sell you)...” - Barack H. Obama)
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To: barackyroad

They have cool songs. Bret Michaels seems like a nice guy. This guy always seemed to be a dick. And he is literally. DICK REAM? That sounds like a porno name.


12 posted on 03/28/2008 12:06:22 PM PDT by JackDanielsOldNo7 (On guard until the seal is broken)
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Why do aging rock stars look gay?


13 posted on 03/28/2008 12:08:51 PM PDT by dragonblustar (Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
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To: JackDanielsOldNo7

Not to mention that he was a rotten drummer.


14 posted on 03/28/2008 12:09:26 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: barackyroad

Let me see if I can parse this one:

Cute Neshoba County, Miss., chick gets wild ‘n’ crazy at Poison concert.

Chick gets invited to par-tay backstage. Woo hoo!

Chick gets loaded and goes to local hostelry with Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett.

Chick wakes up next morning with Rikki Rockett. Says, “WTF???”

Chick checks cellphone, calls from boyfriend at 11 p.m., 11:30 p.m., midnight, 12:05 a.m., and every five minutes thereafter until right about now.

Chick bolts hostelry.

After getting herself together, chick calls boyfriend. Indicates she was not unfaithful, but rather an innocent victim of Rikki Rockett’s insane rock ‘n’ roll urges.

Boyfriend tells chick she better report it, then.

Chick reports it.

Rockett nabbed. Desperately attempts to remember who the heck chick is.

The End of latest chapter in oldest story in rock ‘n’ roll.


15 posted on 03/28/2008 12:11:50 PM PDT by JennysCool (They all say they want change, but they’re really after folding money.)
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To: ryan71

Or BigFoot. Some NH man is claiming he was raped by BigFoot as a child and that’s the reason he’s a now child molester. The judge didn’t buy it and he’s going to jail for 20 years.
What is it with these nuts?

http://www.fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2008/032008/03262008/366262


16 posted on 03/28/2008 12:12:29 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
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To: barackyroad

He shoulda kept his rockett in his pockett.


17 posted on 03/28/2008 12:12:34 PM PDT by FReepaholic (Me no bottom man. Me top man.)
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To: evets

He looks kind of pudgy to be a vegan...


18 posted on 03/28/2008 12:13:03 PM PDT by rock_lobsta (Client #10)
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To: evets

Dick Ream.

Bwaaaahahahahaha.

}:-)4


19 posted on 03/28/2008 12:13:14 PM PDT by Moose4 (Hey GOP...don't move toward the middle. Move the middle toward us.)
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To: dragonblustar
Why do aging rock stars look gay?

He looked gay when he was younger, too.

20 posted on 03/28/2008 12:13:15 PM PDT by dfwgator (11+7+15=3 Heismans)
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