Guilty.
Well that stinks. I was hoping on seeing Poison again.
Real name: Dick Ream
Former occupation: hairdresser
Vegan and animal rights activist.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rikki_Rockett
I sure hope Rikki Rockett is a stage name and that the jury doesn’t find out that’s what he calls himself.
At least he wasn’t IN Warrant.
They have cool songs. Bret Michaels seems like a nice guy. This guy always seemed to be a dick. And he is literally. DICK REAM? That sounds like a porno name.
Why do aging rock stars look gay?
Let me see if I can parse this one:
Cute Neshoba County, Miss., chick gets wild ‘n’ crazy at Poison concert.
Chick gets invited to par-tay backstage. Woo hoo!
Chick gets loaded and goes to local hostelry with Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett.
Chick wakes up next morning with Rikki Rockett. Says, “WTF???”
Chick checks cellphone, calls from boyfriend at 11 p.m., 11:30 p.m., midnight, 12:05 a.m., and every five minutes thereafter until right about now.
Chick bolts hostelry.
After getting herself together, chick calls boyfriend. Indicates she was not unfaithful, but rather an innocent victim of Rikki Rockett’s insane rock ‘n’ roll urges.
Boyfriend tells chick she better report it, then.
Chick reports it.
Rockett nabbed. Desperately attempts to remember who the heck chick is.
The End of latest chapter in oldest story in rock ‘n’ roll.
He shoulda kept his rockett in his pockett.
No doubt he’ll meet his namesake in prison (assuming he’s convicted).
“Talk Dirty to Me” Ping
Yes sir GUILTY.
Confusing. Is he accused of committing a "strong-arm rape," or was he arrested for rape on a "strong-arm warrant"?
And whoever did his makeup should be shot.
He might get a pass like too many other celebrities. Whatever happened to the David Copperfield rape charges?