Let me see if I can parse this one:
Cute Neshoba County, Miss., chick gets wild ‘n’ crazy at Poison concert.
Chick gets invited to par-tay backstage. Woo hoo!
Chick gets loaded and goes to local hostelry with Poison Drummer Rikki Rockett.
Chick wakes up next morning with Rikki Rockett. Says, “WTF???”
Chick checks cellphone, calls from boyfriend at 11 p.m., 11:30 p.m., midnight, 12:05 a.m., and every five minutes thereafter until right about now.
Chick bolts hostelry.
After getting herself together, chick calls boyfriend. Indicates she was not unfaithful, but rather an innocent victim of Rikki Rockett’s insane rock ‘n’ roll urges.
Boyfriend tells chick she better report it, then.
Chick reports it.
Rockett nabbed. Desperately attempts to remember who the heck chick is.
The End of latest chapter in oldest story in rock ‘n’ roll.
Who said that he raped a *girl*?!
Maybe she saw him without his stage makeup and stage sock. :)
We're told the woman did not report the alleged assault until several days later, when she came in to the Neshoba County Sheriffs department and filed a report.